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(OT) * NO SHIRT - NO SHOES - NO SERVICE *
They told us in elementary school, that America was "the land of the
free". THEY LIED! (This is why). Your house burned to the ground in the middle of the night, and you ran outside with nothing but your pajamas. You have no shoes or shirt, or anything else, just pajamas. You dont even have any money or your credit card, or checkbook. You go to your bank to withdraw some money, and they refuse to serve you, because the sign on their door reads: "NO SHIRT - NO SHOES - NO SERVICE". You go to a clothing store to buy some clothing, and the sign on the door reads: "NO SHIRT - NO SHOES - NO SERVICE". The clothing store refuses to serve you! Since grocery stores also have these signs, you will soon starve to death, if you can not get any shoes and a shirt. Must you resort to criminal actions, and break into a clothing store at night to steal some clothing.... -OR- Must you kill someone and steal their clothing and wallet? And how do you know if their shoes and shirt will fit you? (If they dont fit, you'll have to kill more people). What do you do? Note: żżżżż DO SMART PEOPLE KEEP SHOES AND A SHIRT IN THEIR CAR ????? ---- (Pants are not required, and thus they are optional) ---- |
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