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Colonel Edmund Burke[_2_] September 28th 15 07:21 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?

--
Colonel Burke, PhD

Checkmate, DoW #1 September 28th 15 07:49 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
In article ,
says...



Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Sling 'em over your shoulders like the ladies do with their sagging
boobs.

--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved

Colonel Edmund Burke[_2_] September 28th 15 07:58 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
On 9/28/2015 11:49 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
In article ,
says...



Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Sling 'em over your shoulders like the ladies do with their sagging
boobs.


Not all women can do that, as shown below.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q6jYrQJOS7w/hqdefault.jpg

NEMO September 28th 15 09:31 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
On Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:21:42 -0700, Colon Edmund Burke of Ladyboise,
Idaho wrote:

Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Empty nutsacs do tend to hang a bit low, KKKoloon! LOLOK

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10 September 28th 15 10:56 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
On Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:58:39 -0700, Colonel Edmund Burke wrote:
On 9/28/2015 11:49 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
In article ,
says...

Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Sling 'em over your shoulders like the ladies do with their sagging
boobs.


Not all women can do that, as shown below.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q6jYrQJOS7w/hqdefault.jpg


When Fakey emails you a photo of his new bikini,
you sure shouldn't share it with the group without
his express permission.

--
Sir Gregory

Checkmate, DoW #1 September 29th 15 02:22 AM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
In article ,
says...



On Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:58:39 -0700, Colonel Edmund Burke wrote:
On 9/28/2015 11:49 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
In article ,

says...

Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?

Sling 'em over your shoulders like the ladies do with their sagging
boobs.


Not all women can do that, as shown below.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q6jYrQJOS7w/hqdefault.jpg


When Fakey emails you a photo of his new bikini,
you sure shouldn't share it with the group without
his express permission.


Indeed... nobody wants to look at that FAG!

--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved

Colonel Edmund Burke[_2_] September 29th 15 05:40 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
On 9/28/2015 1:31 PM, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:21:42 -0700, Colon Edmund Burke of Ladyboise,
Idaho wrote:

Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Empty nutsacs do tend to hang a bit low, KKKoloon! LOLOK

Did everyone notice that right after the word "fag," Miss Recktum
appears? LOL

NEMO September 29th 15 05:52 PM

ABOUT MY NEW FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM BOXER SHORTS
 
On Tue, 29 Sep 2015 09:40:31 -0700, Colon Edmund Burke of Ladyboise,
Idaho wrote:

On 9/28/2015 1:31 PM, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:21:42 -0700, Colon Edmund Burke of Ladyboise,
Idaho wrote:

Either the company has shortened the legs of their 3x size boxers, or my
nutsac has become very long-- The fact is, however, that whenever I sit
down my balls fall out of my shorts.

Any suggestions?


Empty nutsacs do tend to hang a bit low, KKKoloon! LOLOK

Did everyone notice that right after the word "fag," Miss Recktum
appears? LOL


No denial of empty nutsac. Noted. LOLOK


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