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HERE'S MY NAM DIARY (WHICH PROVES I WAS IN NAM)
During my NAM tour, I always kept a close eye on Charlie, kept him in my gun
sites if you catch my drift. It was during one perilous period back in '67 I was charged with the duty of "mine sweeping" an area 3 klicks around camp. Mine sweeping is basically patrol duty, but ours differed in that we actively searched out and sanctioned Charlie units in the field. Combat soldiers, we were seasoned with the fine arts of efficient and silent murder--and we relished the business of war. We were as silent ninjas, killing tigers. Nearly guiltily, I still hold dear the cloth satchel containing my fleshy trophies, embalmed for all time and safekeeping. But I digress. In time the men and I coined "mine sweeping" as the killing act. (The squeamish should leave off here.) I should mention that as trained military men, we were expert bushwhackers, and nearly always discovered Charlie's position without revealing our own. Time and again it was curtains for Charlie units, whose ranks we diminished one "bug-eater" at a time. The act of mine sweeping took the form of heroic hand to hand; it was almost a sadistic game for us. After disarming Charlie, the soldier-ninja quickly thrust his combat knife cleanly past Charlie's ribs and into heart muscle, where Charlie died that same instant. I do not regret our campaign of terror we bring to NAM; I do it for God and Country. Colonel Edmund J. Burke NAM '67 -- In a more universal sense, we only get one thing. You know...a head stone if we're lucky; if not, green grass. |
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