I was looking down the intake manifold while my Mack truck engine was
running, and I got sucked into my engine. Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

I tried to crawl out the exhaust manifold but I cant squeeze past the
valve. How do I get out of this damn engine?

Luckily i got my cellphone with me.

HELP

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wrote:

I was looking down the intake manifold while my Mack truck engine was
running, and I got sucked into my engine. Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

I tried to crawl out the exhaust manifold but I cant squeeze past the
valve. How do I get out of this damn engine?

Luckily i got my cellphone with me.

HELP

just don't drain the battery

On 4/21/2015 11:13 PM, wrote:
I was looking down the intake manifold while my Mack truck engine was
running, and I got sucked into my engine. Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

I tried to crawl out the exhaust manifold but I cant squeeze past the
valve. How do I get out of this damn engine?

Luckily i got my cellphone with me.

HELP

Try 1-800-DIESEL-RESCUE. They have a mechanic
who can dissemble the engine block for you, and
get you out. They take Visa and Mastercard, too!

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On Tue, 21 Apr 2015 22:13:27 -0500,
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Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

Are you trying to say one of the Detroit Piston players is, shudder,
gay? Or are you saying you like it in your ass?

wrote:
I was looking down the intake manifold while my Mack truck engine was
running, and I got sucked into my engine. Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

I tried to crawl out the exhaust manifold but I cant squeeze past the
valve. How do I get out of this damn engine?

Luckily i got my cellphone with me.

HELP


Just stay there, you'll do us all a favor.

Jeff
--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10^12 furlongs per fortnight.

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I was looking down the intake manifold while my Mack truck engine was
running, and I got sucked into my engine. Im inside one of the cylinders
and that damn piston keeps hitting me in the ass. I think Im in cyl #7.

I tried to crawl out the exhaust manifold but I cant squeeze past the
valve. How do I get out of this damn engine?

Luckily i got my cellphone with me.

HELP

And it's only a six cylinder...

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Tekkie *Please post a follow-up*