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Default Homeless Lisa is "Fixing her car" YAY!

"Homeless Lisa" talks about busted up cars:
Good thing it's the car we have collision insurance on. They're
replacing the broken windshield and headlight, and the grille,
the fender, and the hood. They're going to fix the crease in the
roof. The estimate is 45 hours of work. He did a good job of
breaking it.



Dear Homeless Lisa:
Congrats on the new car! From yer description, the vehicle sounds like an
old Deer tractor, the big ones I drove in Nam (with the enclosed cab)--but
let's no go there. Hope they fix it up real purdy like. Until then, Happy
Dumpster Diving to you and urine.

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Default Homeless Lisa is "Fixing her car" YAY!

On 12/8/2014 7:09 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote:
"Homeless Lisa" talks about busted up cars:
Good thing it's the car we have collision insurance on. They're
replacing the broken windshield and headlight, and the grille,
the fender, and the hood. They're going to fix the crease in the
roof. The estimate is 45 hours of work. He did a good job of
breaking it.



Dear Homeless Lisa:
Congrats on the new car! From yer description, the vehicle sounds like
an old Deer tractor, the big ones I drove in Nam (with the enclosed
cab)--but let's no go there. Hope they fix it up real purdy like.
Until then, Happy Dumpster Diving to you and urine.


You are not good enough for Homeless Lisa. You might try to take her
with your experienced asshole. I know what you are trying to do. It
won't work because no attorney is here to take her side. Lyre.

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