A young and an old man collided shopping carts in a large department
store. The young man said...I am sorry I was looking for my wife and
I didn't see you. The old man said he was also looking for his wife
and wasn't looking where he was going.

The young man said....maybe we can look together. My wife is 24,
brunette, 5'5" Denim shorts and a pink tube top. He ask the old man
what his wife looked like.

The old man said.......It doesn't matter, lets look for yours.