OT Poor lost flies!
 

When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that join me. Surely
they get very upset when the door next opens. That "I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I? My wife will never believe
this!

What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never do it! - to make
very very small GPS devices for them to guide them back to their home and
family. It should use a pointer on a screen to show which way to fly -
different fly species probably don't understand each other's language.
I'm not sure how to program them with their home location - perhaps they
could be hand-delivered to each fly and the location entered then.

What we need to do is start up a web site to get this on the ballot in
November or else crowd-source an organization to take care of this
without the government's help. (The Tea Party and perhaps GOP will
probably vote against it. No compassion.) I suspect the flies themselves
won't contribute much help - likely many of them don't get on the net
very often.



--
You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.

OT Poor lost flies!
 

On 13 Aug 2014 17:03:07 GMT, KenK wrote:

When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that join me. Surely
they get very upset when the door next opens. That "I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I? My wife will never believe
this!

What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never do it! - to make
very very small GPS devices for them to guide them back to their home and
family. It should use a pointer on a screen to show which way to fly -
different fly species probably don't understand each other's language.
I'm not sure how to program them with their home location - perhaps they
could be hand-delivered to each fly and the location entered then.

What we need to do is start up a web site to get this on the ballot in
November or else crowd-source an organization to take care of this
without the government's help. (The Tea Party and perhaps GOP will
probably vote against it. No compassion.) I suspect the flies themselves
won't contribute much help - likely many of them don't get on the net
very often.

Maybe the flies vote Democrat?

OT Poor lost flies!
 

Oren wrote in
:

On 13 Aug 2014 17:03:07 GMT, KenK wrote:

When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that join me.
Surely they get very upset when the door next opens. That "I don't
think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I? My wife will
never believe this!

What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never do it! - to
make very very small GPS devices for them to guide them back to their
home and family. It should use a pointer on a screen to show which way
to fly - different fly species probably don't understand each other's
language. I'm not sure how to program them with their home location -
perhaps they could be hand-delivered to each fly and the location
entered then.

What we need to do is start up a web site to get this on the ballot in
November or else crowd-source an organization to take care of this
without the government's help. (The Tea Party and perhaps GOP will
probably vote against it. No compassion.) I suspect the flies
themselves won't contribute much help - likely many of them don't get
on the net very often.

Maybe the flies vote Democrat?


I don't think any of them are old enough to vote.



--
You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.

OT Poor lost flies!
 

KenK wrote:
When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that
join me.
Surely they get very upset when the door next opens. That
"I don't
think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I?
My wife
will never believe this!

What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never
do it! - to
make very very small GPS devices for them to guide them
back to their
home and family. It should use a pointer on a screen to
show which
way to fly - different fly species probably don't
understand each
other's language. I'm not sure how to program them with
their home
location - perhaps they could be hand-delivered to each
fly and the
location entered then.

What we need to do is start up a web site to get this on
the ballot in
November or else crowd-source an organization to take care
of this
without the government's help. (The Tea Party and perhaps
GOP will
probably vote against it. No compassion.) I suspect the
flies
themselves won't contribute much help - likely many of
them don't get
on the net very often.

**** the flies, lets micro chip the mexicans : )

OT Poor lost flies!
 

On 8/13/2014 1:22 PM, Oren wrote:
On 13 Aug 2014 17:03:07 GMT, KenK wrote:

When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that join me. Surely
they get very upset when the door next opens. That "I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I? My wife will never believe
this!

What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never do it! - to make
very very small GPS devices for them to guide them back to their home and
family. It should use a pointer on a screen to show which way to fly -

Maybe the flies vote Democrat?


What with deportation, and trap and release.
What other answer is possible?

Flies hang around garbage, multiply rapidly
and irritate working people. They rely on
handouts and free stuff.

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..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

Ken:

Those flies aren't stupid. They'll wait around wherever you stopped until you show up again, and will try to get back into your car. They know you'll eventually go home.

Ken:

Those flies aren't stupid. They'll wait around wherever you stopped until you show up again, and will try to get back into your car. They know you'll eventually go home.

I feel sorry for mosquitoes. I let them feed until they fly away on their own. Some times they're so weighted down with my blood they can barely take off.