How to re-attach a head
 

On Friday, November 1, 2013 7:32:29 PM UTC-5, wrote:
My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue...


Bolts are known to be effective.

How to re-attach a head
 

My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

How to re-attach a head
 

On 11/1/2013 9:29 PM, wrote:
My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

See if you can find a Sharkbite fitting the size of Her neck!

How to re-attach a head
 

"Congoleum Breckenridge" wrote in message
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On 11/1/2013 9:29 PM, wrote:
My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

See if you can find a Sharkbite fitting the size of Her neck!


And, only if it can be grounded.

How to re-attach a head
 

On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 21:36:41 -0400, Congoleum Breckenridge
wrote:

On 11/1/2013 9:29 PM, wrote:
My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

See if you can find a Sharkbite fitting the size of Her neck!

That's her problem; sharkbite.

How to re-attach a head
 

On 11/1/2013 9:36 PM, Congoleum Breckenridge wrote:

See if you can find a Sharkbite fitting the size of Her neck!

Oh, that's funny. Great sense of humor.

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How to re-attach a head
 

How to re-attach a head
 

"Tekkie®" wrote in message
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posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP


My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

Obviously, crazy glue!

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Tekkie

No no you should use bubble gum thisway incase she decide to blow of she
blow bubble instead of head ?