A 24 year young man became intoxicated at a weekend pre-Halloween party.
After the party he stepped into his bathtub and fell asleep. He slept 3
to 4 hours in the tub. When he awoke, he noticed his penis was very
shrivelled up, and was hanging with it's head under the water, and was
very limp.

A few hours passed when he felt pain in his penis. He checked and found
it was blue in color. He phoned his doctor and the doctor told him to
immediately come to the office. After examination, the doctor said: "I
have some very bad news for you sir. Your penis drowned. It's dead and
can not be revived". He was taken to surgery, and his penis was
removed. A funeral was held on Monday for the deceased penis, and many
people, particularly the young man, and his girlfriend sobbed and cried.
The penis was laid to rest in xxxxxxx cemetery, and a stone was placed
over it's head, which read "I had a Hard but Short Life" "1989 - 2013".

Let this be a warning to those of you who drink and then bathe. You too
could drown your penis!

A sad but true story of a penis who lived a hard life and died far too
soon.