Everytime I have sex with a hot woman my bed catches on fire. This has
happened at least 20 times this year. My bedroom is all charred, the
windows are all broken, and I have to keep buying new beds every few
weeks. Worse of all, the fire department refuses to come anymore. They
said there are too many fires and they also got ****ed because I've laid
all the female firefighters on my lawn while the men firefighters put
out the fire. The last time, the lawn caught on fire, and they had to
make that fire out too. They are ****ed!

What should I do?

On 10/21/2013 05:24 AM, wrote:
Everytime I have sex with a hot woman my bed catches on fire. This has
happened at least 20 times this year. My bedroom is all charred, the
windows are all broken, and I have to keep buying new beds every few
weeks. Worse of all, the fire department refuses to come anymore. They
said there are too many fires and they also got ****ed because I've laid
all the female firefighters on my lawn while the men firefighters put
out the fire. The last time, the lawn caught on fire, and they had to
make that fire out too. They are ****ed!

What should I do?


Install a fire sprinkler system in your bedroom.

"hah" wrote in message
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On 10/21/2013 05:24 AM, wrote:
Everytime I have sex with a hot woman my bed catches on fire. This has
happened at least 20 times this year. My bedroom is all charred, the
windows are all broken, and I have to keep buying new beds every few
weeks. Worse of all, the fire department refuses to come anymore. They
said there are too many fires and they also got ****ed because I've laid
all the female firefighters on my lawn while the men firefighters put
out the fire. The last time, the lawn caught on fire, and they had to
make that fire out too. They are ****ed!

What should I do?


Install a fire sprinkler system in your bedroom.


Well according to some older ones' pork always test better smoked

On 10/21/2013 12:53 PM, Tony944 wrote:
"hah" wrote in message
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On 10/21/2013 05:24 AM, wrote:
Everytime I have sex with a hot woman my bed catches on fire. This has
happened at least 20 times this year. My bedroom is all charred, the
windows are all broken, and I have to keep buying new beds every few
weeks. Worse of all, the fire department refuses to come anymore. They
said there are too many fires and they also got ****ed because I've laid
all the female firefighters on my lawn while the men firefighters put
out the fire. The last time, the lawn caught on fire, and they had to
make that fire out too. They are ****ed!

What should I do?


Take a couple of very stiff drinks and go to bed! Please!

On Monday, October 21, 2013 3:24:13 AM UTC-7, wrote:
Everytime I have sex with a hot woman my bed catches on fire. This has

happened at least 20 times this year. My bedroom is all charred, the

windows are all broken, and I have to keep buying new beds every few

weeks. Worse of all, the fire department refuses to come anymore. They

said there are too many fires and they also got ****ed because I've laid

all the female firefighters on my lawn while the men firefighters put

out the fire. The last time, the lawn caught on fire, and they had to

make that fire out too. They are ****ed!



What should I do?

Stop smoking the grass.