I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?

Living room gunrack?
Pickup truck bed, turned into a jaccuzi.
Deer heads, mounted and stuffed, on every wall.

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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
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On 4/3/2013 3:26 AM, wrote:
I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?


You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

On Apr 3, 2:21*pm, The Daring Dufas the-daring-du...@stinky-
finger.net wrote:
On 4/3/2013 3:26 AM, wrote:

I want to build a house for a Redneck. *Where should I begin?

You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...tor_home_2.jpg

On 4/3/2013 3:26 AM, wrote:
I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?


You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:21:29 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

http://longballbennie.com/WeekOf08_07_2006/Monday/RedneckHouseTrailer.jpg

On 4/3/2013 9:43 AM, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:21:29 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

http://longballbennie.com/WeekOf08_07_2006/Monday/RedneckHouseTrailer.jpg


That's not a house trailer, that's an original motor-home! ^_^

TDD

On 4/3/2013 8:17 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 2:21 pm, The Daring Dufas the-daring-du...@stinky-
finger.net wrote:
On 4/3/2013 3:26 AM, wrote:

I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?

You don't have to build a house you big silly thing. You go to the
trailer dealer and buy a manufactured housing unit, preferably a
double-wide unit. Don't forget the plastic pink flamingos for the
lot at the trailer park. ^_^

TDD

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...tor_home_2.jpg


Now that's a cool motor-home, not what we call a mobile-home which is a
trailer home that can be relocated by installing wheels and if it's a
large one, it must be split in two in order to be towed to another site
and reassembled. It's also called manufactured housing. ^_^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manufactured_housing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_home

TDD

On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 03:26:49 -0600, wrote:

I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?

No you don't, HomoGay.

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I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?



Paint your neck. (red)

On 03 Apr 2013 23:55:03 GMT, Sjouke Burry s@b wrote:

Paint your neck. (red)

....my neck is so red it shines at night

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On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 03:26:49 -0600, wrote:

I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?
Good idea to start from the wheels up.

On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:03:42 -0700, Oren wrote:

On 03 Apr 2013 23:55:03 GMT, Sjouke Burry s@b wrote:

Paint your neck. (red)

...my neck is so red it shines at night

I had that happen once, so I grew a beard.

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I want to build a house for a Redneck. Where should I begin?

Before you start construction, use a stiff scrub brush and scour the back of
your neck..
I recommend a steel brush in your case.