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Valentine's is right around the corner
Is this an ad? Yes
Is this spam? NO, not meant to be. I think it's a bit more like a public service message. Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Every Barbershop chapter and many Sweet Adeline choruses in the country do some version of Singing Valentines. It is tasteful and impressive. If you don't need one, you probably know someone who does. You might suggest: contacting a local Barbershop chapter . . .or contacting a Barbershopper that you might know . . .or going to this website: http://www.singingvalentines.com/ That's it, Dan Avid barbershopper Bass in the OkChorale Chorus Bass in the Mature Moments quartet -- ___________________________________ Keep the whole world singing . . . Dan G remove the seven |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/2013 4:57 AM, DanG wrote:
Is this an ad? Yes Is this spam? NO, not meant to be. I think it's a bit more like a public service message. Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Every Barbershop chapter and many Sweet Adeline choruses in the country do some version of Singing Valentines. It is tasteful and impressive. If you don't need one, you probably know someone who does. You might suggest: contacting a local Barbershop chapter . . .or contacting a Barbershopper that you might know . . .or going to this website: http://www.singingvalentines.com/ That's it, Dan Avid barbershopper Bass in the OkChorale Chorus Bass in the Mature Moments quartet Some years ago, I was doing a lot of computer work for a commercial supply company and on Valentines Day, I got cards and candy for all the gals in the office there. The husbands and boyfriends of most of the nice ladies had done nothing and were a bit shamed by me, it was quite amusing. ^_^ TDD |
Valentine's is right around the corner
DanG wrote:
Is this an ad? Yes Is this spam? NO, not meant to be. I think it's a bit more like a public service message. Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Every Barbershop chapter and many Sweet Adeline choruses in the country do some version of Singing Valentines. It is tasteful and impressive. If you don't need one, you probably know someone who does. You might suggest: contacting a local Barbershop chapter . . .or contacting a Barbershopper that you might know . . .or going to this website: http://www.singingvalentines.com/ That's it, Dan Avid barbershopper Bass in the OkChorale Chorus Bass in the Mature Moments quartet My dad was a Barbershopper for many years. When I was a teenager I was always a stagehand for their annual show, building sets, etc. One year they wrote a "flashback" scene with a younger version of one of the quartets. We each played a younger version of our father and sang a couple of songs. On occasion something will happen that reminds me of one of the olds songs and I"ll start singing! |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On Sun, 20 Jan 2013 13:38:49 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote: On occasion something will happen that reminds me of one of the olds songs and I"ll start singing! If I started singing, I could empty a crowded barbershop in seconds. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On Sun, 20 Jan 2013 04:57:45 -0600, DanG wrote:
Is this an ad? Yes Is this spam? NO, not meant to be. I think it's a bit more like a public service message. Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Take her out to the Waffle House. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/2013 5:57 AM, DanG wrote:
Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Give her absolutely nothing! All these pseudo holidays are a scam cooked up by women for the benefit of women. Men on the other hand, have exactly one pseudo holiday - Fathers Day. And what kind of gifts do we get? Often it's just another ****ing power tool...which is prolly a hint the **** wants the kitchen remodeled. Here's what I suggest for V Day. Grab the bitch by the hair, take her in the bedroom and toss her on the bed. Have your way with her once or twice then get up and wipe your dick on her curtains. If she complains, lather, rinse and repeat. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On Sun, 20 Jan 2013 14:49:36 -0500, Zero wrote:
On 1/20/2013 5:57 AM, DanG wrote: Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Give her absolutely nothing! All these pseudo holidays are a scam cooked up by women for the benefit of women. Men on the other hand, have exactly one pseudo holiday - Fathers Day. And what kind of gifts do we get? Often it's just another ****ing power tool...which is prolly a hint the **** wants the kitchen remodeled. Here's what I suggest for V Day. Grab the bitch by the hair, take her in the bedroom and toss her on the bed. Have your way with her once or twice then get up and wipe your dick on her curtains. If she complains, lather, rinse and repeat. Perhaps if you took a bath more than once a year you wouldn't have to rape women to get your jollies. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On Sun, 20 Jan 2013 04:57:45 -0600, DanG wrote:
Is this an ad? Yes Is this spam? NO, not meant to be. I think it's a bit more like a public service message. And the message is this: GIVE YOUR WOMAN VD ON VD (valentines day). |
Valentine's is right around the corner
wrote:
On Sun, 20 Jan 2013 14:49:36 -0500, Zero wrote: On 1/20/2013 5:57 AM, DanG wrote: Everyone knows or meets someone who says, "I have no idea what to do for Valentine's Day". Give her absolutely nothing! All these pseudo holidays are a scam cooked up by women for the benefit of women. Men on the other hand, have exactly one pseudo holiday - Fathers Day. And what kind of gifts do we get? Often it's just another ****ing power tool...which is prolly a hint the **** wants the kitchen remodeled. Here's what I suggest for V Day. Grab the bitch by the hair, take her in the bedroom and toss her on the bed. Have your way with her once or twice then get up and wipe your dick on her curtains. If she complains, lather, rinse and repeat. Perhaps if you took a bath more than once a year you wouldn't have to rape women to get your jollies. Note his email address: Zero Exactly the number of woman he's been with. And for that, all womankind is thankful. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/13 7:07 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
Some years ago, I was doing a lot of computer work for a commercial supply company and on Valentines Day, I got cards and candy for all the gals in the office there. The husbands and boyfriends of most of the nice ladies had done nothing and were a bit shamed by me, it was quite amusing. ^_^ TDD You, sir, are sneaky. The ladies didn't realize they were a tax deduction. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/2013 5:00 PM, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On 1/20/13 7:07 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote: Some years ago, I was doing a lot of computer work for a commercial supply company and on Valentines Day, I got cards and candy for all the gals in the office there. The husbands and boyfriends of most of the nice ladies had done nothing and were a bit shamed by me, it was quite amusing. ^_^ TDD You, sir, are sneaky. The ladies didn't realize they were a tax deduction. I did it because they were nice people and I have a tendency to do nice things for nice people. I do believe most women complain that most men lack thoughtfulness. One time I had a gal say to me, "You're being nice, you must want something." My answer was, "No, I'm just being nice to you. Gosh, a lot of guys must have mistreated you?" O_o TDD |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/2013 5:12 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
Exactly the number of woman he's been with. And for that, all womankind is thankful. Consider the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills Divorce and Kristen The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per throw. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
Zero wrote:
On 1/20/2013 5:12 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote: Exactly the number of woman he's been with. And for that, all womankind is thankful. Consider the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills Divorce and Kristen The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per throw. If Sir Paul got it *once* in those five years and paid $49 million for it, two things would be true: 1 - He'd still have over $700 million left. 2 - Hed have gotten it 1 more time than you. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/13 5:49 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
I did it because they were nice people and I have a tendency to do nice things for nice people. I do believe most women complain that most men lack thoughtfulness. One time I had a gal say to me, "You're being nice, you must want something." My answer was, "No, I'm just being nice to you. Gosh, a lot of guys must have mistreated you?" O_o TDD My lady friend would probably get suspicious if I was too nice to her. Those jokes about redheads and their tempers aren't. |
Valentine's is right around the corner
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Valentine's is right around the corner
On 1/20/2013 9:02 PM, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On 1/20/13 5:49 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote: I did it because they were nice people and I have a tendency to do nice things for nice people. I do believe most women complain that most men lack thoughtfulness. One time I had a gal say to me, "You're being nice, you must want something." My answer was, "No, I'm just being nice to you. Gosh, a lot of guys must have mistreated you?" O_o TDD My lady friend would probably get suspicious if I was too nice to her. Those jokes about redheads and their tempers aren't. I have a lot of redheaded girlfriends and I adore them. Back in 1980 I had a red haired girlfriend who couldn't keep her hands off of me. She had bright red red hair and freckles and was cute as could be. Whenever I saw her she was all over me, hanging off me and in my lap hugging me and kissing me. I had a crush on her mother who was an absolutely gorgeous young woman. My red haired girlfriend was four years old and I watched her grow up to be a gorgeous young woman just like her mom. ^_^ TDD |
Valentine's is right around the corner
On Mon, 21 Jan 2013 00:11:58 -0500, Wes Groleau
wrote: On 01-20-2013 13:12, wrote: Take her out to the Waffle House. Back to your favorite booth. Buy her some coffee and add some cream. She won't be glad if you never come back... http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/video...ay/65931779001 One has the wait staff in tuxes and formals. People show up in limos. |
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