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[email protected] December 23rd 12 08:19 AM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
Without guns, I cant do home or auto repair.

I need the following guns

Staple gun
Caulking gun
Screw gun
Nail gun
Framing gun
Glue gun
Soldering gun
Heat gun
Rivet gun
Grease gun
Spray gun
Paint gun
Blow gun
Foam gun
Air gun
Lockpicking Gun
Needle gun scaler
Cement gun
Sealant gun
Adhesive gun
Laser temperature measuring gun
Flooring gun
Concrete gun

Did I miss any?

They're not going anywhere......



The Daring Dufas[_8_] December 23rd 12 10:56 AM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
On 12/23/2012 2:19 AM, wrote:
Without guns, I cant do home or auto repair.

I need the following guns

Staple gun
Caulking gun
Screw gun
Nail gun
Framing gun
Glue gun
Soldering gun
Heat gun
Rivet gun
Grease gun
Spray gun
Paint gun
Blow gun
Foam gun
Air gun
Lockpicking Gun
Needle gun scaler
Cement gun
Sealant gun
Adhesive gun
Laser temperature measuring gun
Flooring gun
Concrete gun

Did I miss any?


Yep, "trouser cannon".....unless you wife confiscated it long ago. ^_^

TDD


[email protected] December 23rd 12 01:01 PM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
On Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:56:44 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:


Yep, "trouser cannon".....unless you wife confiscated it long ago. ^_^


That's the first time I ever heard it called that name :)


The Daring Dufas[_8_] December 23rd 12 01:40 PM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
On 12/23/2012 7:01 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:56:44 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:


Yep, "trouser cannon".....unless you wife confiscated it long ago. ^_^


That's the first time I ever heard it called that name :)


I've heard it called "trouser snake" but I usually use the euphemism
"MR.Happy". ^_^

TDD

Robert[_18_] December 23rd 12 03:40 PM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
On Dec 23, 7:40 am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-du...@stinky-
finger.net wrote:
On 12/23/2012 7:01 AM, wrote:

On Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:56:44 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:


Yep, "trouser cannon".....unless you wife confiscated it long ago. ^_^


That's the first time I ever heard it called that name :)


I've heard it called "trouser snake" but I usually use the euphemism
"MR.Happy". ^_^

TDD


Pantaloon Pistol

Crotch Cannon

**** Crasher

Hootchie Honker

(I really like that last one :))) )

HeyBub[_3_] December 23rd 12 03:50 PM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
wrote:
Without guns, I cant do home or auto repair.

I need the following guns

Staple gun
Caulking gun
Screw gun
Nail gun
Framing gun
Glue gun
Soldering gun
Heat gun
Rivet gun
Grease gun
Spray gun
Paint gun
Blow gun
Foam gun
Air gun
Lockpicking Gun
Needle gun scaler
Cement gun
Sealant gun
Adhesive gun
Laser temperature measuring gun
Flooring gun
Concrete gun

Did I miss any?

They're not going anywhere......


Where is your Basic Houselhold Set? You know:
* A short-barreled shotgun (Remington 870)
* An attack rifle (i.e., Bushmaster AR15)
* A pistol (any Glock)
* A throw-down (any POS pistol, pre-wiped for prints)

For the life of me, I can't see how you overlooked the fundamentl starter
group.



[email protected] December 23rd 12 04:22 PM

I REFUSE TO GET RID OF MY GUNS
 
On Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:56:44 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 12/23/2012 2:19 AM, wrote:
Without guns, I cant do home or auto repair.

I need the following guns

Staple gun
Caulking gun
Screw gun
Nail gun
Framing gun
Glue gun
Soldering gun
Heat gun
Rivet gun
Grease gun
Spray gun
Paint gun
Blow gun
Foam gun
Air gun
Lockpicking Gun
Needle gun scaler
Cement gun
Sealant gun
Adhesive gun
Laser temperature measuring gun
Flooring gun
Concrete gun

Did I miss any?


Yep, "trouser cannon".....unless you wife confiscated it long ago. ^_^


HomoGay prefers the name "trouser Daisy".


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