All of you who believe the world will end on 12-21-12 are in for both
some good news, and some very bad.

Lets start with the GOOD news:
You are NOT going to die on this date. Also, the world is NOT going to
blow up. You will continue to live.

Now for the BAD news:
If you're a male, on 12-21-12 your penis is going to explode. This is
going to happen to EVERY male on earth. This includes humans and all
other male creatures. In other words, every penis on earth will be
destroyed on this date.

Without any penises to impregnate women, all life on earth will perish
as people and other creatures die from natural causes or accidents.
There will be no way to reproduce, and thus in a hundred years or so,
all life on planet earth will cease to exist. The planet itself will
continue as before, but there will be no life on it.

There is no way to prevent your penis from exploding. This is an act of
God and even those who lock themselves inside of a building, or place
some device around their penis, will suffer from an exploding penis.
This will likely be very painful for all men. Yet, there is nothing you
can do to prevent this from occuring. Prepare now, by stocking up on
pain medications.

You have 47 days left to enjoy your penis. Enjoy it before it's gone!

http://www.122112.com

On 04 Nov 2012 00:00:28 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:


There is no way to prevent your penis from exploding. This is an act of
God and even those who lock themselves inside of a building, or place
some device around their penis, will suffer from an exploding penis.
This will likely be very painful for all men. Yet, there is nothing you
can do to prevent this from occuring. Prepare now, by stocking up on
pain medications.

You have 47 days left to enjoy your penis. Enjoy it before it's gone!

http://www.122112.com


Sperm banks.

And how long do you think they will last?
However, if you think they are the answer, you better go to one and
start villing vials with your semen. You have 47 days left.

On Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:44:02 -0600, wrote:

On 04 Nov 2012 00:00:28 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:


There is no way to prevent your penis from exploding. This is an act of
God and even those who lock themselves inside of a building, or place
some device around their penis, will suffer from an exploding penis.
This will likely be very painful for all men. Yet, there is nothing you
can do to prevent this from occuring. Prepare now, by stocking up on
pain medications.

You have 47 days left to enjoy your penis. Enjoy it before it's gone!

http://www.122112.com


Sperm banks.

And how long do you think they will last?
However, if you think they are the answer, you better go to one and
start villing vials with your semen. You have 47 days left.

Then they can just start scooping it out of your asshole.

"Lisa BB." wrote
The banks will last *longer* than your penis, if yopu have one.


gawd, I hate this tiny keyboard.

Instead of fat fingers, use something smaller like your penis.