Two Faced Humans
Since the medical profession has now successfully transplanted a
person's face, I've decided to have a second face put on the back of my head. After all, what good is the back of a person's head? All it does is grow hair. I really like the idea of having two faces. I could always see what is going on both in front and behind me. I can eat two meals at once, or talk with one mouth while eating with the other. And just think how handy this would be in the office, where two phones can be used at the same time. And for an actor or actress, just think of all the opportunities since they can play two different parts in the same movie. The only drawback I can see, is if someone farts, I cant turn my head to avoid the odor. Then too, I do wonder if this might cause me to gain too much weight, with both mouths eating at the same time..... - Molly - |
Two Faced Humans
When the kids are quiet, that's time to go look.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "ktos" wrote in message eb.com... It's been done. Afterall, mums had eyes on the back of their heads. That's what we said when I was a kid. |
Two Faced Humans
On 09/28/2012 12:04 AM, ktos wrote:
It's been done. Afterall, mums had eyes on the back of their heads. That's what we said when I was a kid. What I heard was about teachers having eyes back there. -- Mark Lloyd http://notstupid.us "No one would have remembered the good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions. He had money as well." [Margaret Thatcher] |
Two Faced Humans
On Sep 28, 6:04*am, ktos wrote:
wrote : Since the medical profession has now successfully transplanted a person's face, I've decided to have a second face put on the back of my head. *After all, what good is the back of a person's head? *All it does is grow hair. I really like the idea of having two faces. *I could always see what is going on both in front and behind me. *I can eat two meals at once, or talk with one mouth while eating with the other. *And just think how handy this would be in the office, where two phones can be used at the same time. *And for an actor or actress, just think of all the opportunities since they can play two different parts in the same movie.. The only drawback I can see, is if someone farts, I cant turn my head to avoid the odor. Then too, I do wonder if this might cause me to gain too much weight, with both mouths eating at the same time..... - Molly - Janus? |
Two Faced Humans
"Smitty Two" wrote in message ... In article om, ktos wrote: wrote in : Since the medical profession has now successfully transplanted a person's face, I've decided to have a second face put on the back of my head. After all, what good is the back of a person's head? All it does is grow hair. I really like the idea of having two faces. I could always see what is going on both in front and behind me. I can eat two meals at once, or talk with one mouth while eating with the other. And just think how handy this would be in the office, where two phones can be used at the same time. And for an actor or actress, just think of all the opportunities since they can play two different parts in the same movie. The only drawback I can see, is if someone farts, I cant turn my head to avoid the odor. Then too, I do wonder if this might cause me to gain too much weight, with both mouths eating at the same time..... - Molly - It's been done. Afterall, mums had eyes on the back of their heads. That's what we said when I was a kid. I saw a documentary once about tigers killing humans. At least some tribal people wear realistically painted masks on the back of their heads when they're out in the woods. Tigers like to jump out of trees onto the backs of their prey, and an extra face on your back is believed to deter them. Should be used on the West Coast where Mountain lions attack people They are also apt to attack from behind |
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