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I see the Romanians have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze..............and
copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!!



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The Sailing results are in.

GB took the Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple
from Weymouth.



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I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then if they
could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.


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My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"

After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer: "Chinese," I
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Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as
ironing!


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On Wednesday, August 8, 2012 4:16:28 AM UTC-4, harry wrote:
I see the Romanians have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze..............and copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!! ----------------------------------- The Sailing results are in. GB took the Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.. ----------------------------------------------------- I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place. ----------------------------------------------------------------- My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?" After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer: "Chinese," I replied -------------------------------------------------------- Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as ironing! ---------------------------------------------------------


You better not attend Harry, they will arrest you for racist jokes like these.
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