How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

On Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:13:12 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. R"
wrote:

How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

32 cents.

The answer is 42.

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"Mr. R" wrote in message
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How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

On 6/18/2012 9:23 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The answer is 42.

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"Mr. R" wrote in message
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How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?



around here a good fibreglass sledge hammer, the choice of professional
at home freezer repairpersons, is $32.

"Mr. R" wrote "hi" in the subject line.

So I'm saying "hi" right back atcha.

Did you have a question, Mr. R?

If so, don't be a dumb-ass. Put the question in the subject line of
your usenet post.

On Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:13:12 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. R"
wrote:

How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

That depends on whether the ice cream has bones or not. Either way
it's damned expensive.

"Mr. R" writes:

How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

New Jersey, $60 US for the visit.
Parts, labor etc. additional.

--
Dan Espen

On 06/18/2012 05:13 PM, Mr. R wrote:
How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

The cost to fix a freezer is proportional to the length of a piece of
string.

Jon

On Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:13:12 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. R"
wrote:

How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

This will answer your question !!!!!!!

Lets concentrate on the average cost for EVERYTHING!!!!
(This includes the cost to fix a freezer......)

Since everything has a price, the average cost for everything is
somewhere between one cent and one million dollars.

Sure, there are those coupons worth 1/100th of one cent, which means
that if you collect one hundred of them you can get a penny (which
always seemed like a fun thing to do), but it also says they have no
cash value. Therefore, you must pay one cent minimum to get anything
and everything.

At the same time, few things cost over one million dollars, excluding
commercial machinery, military equipment, government expenditures, and
the homes of the most wealthy. Therefore, the high limit for most
homeowners (remember, this is alt.home.repair), should be set at one
million dollars.

Knowing this, the next time anyone on here wants a price for anything,
simply tell them that they can expect to pay anywhere from one cent to
one million dollars. You will be correct 99.999999999999% of the time.

Anyone want to know any prices now? I'm ready to assist!!!!
(U.S. Dollars ONLY). If you use another currency, ask your mother
(assuming they have mothers in foreign countries)....

Here is some helpful info:

Freezer repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Refrigerator repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Range repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Air conditioner repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Furnace repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Dishwasher repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Tv repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Radio repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Auto repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Semi-Truck repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Bicycle repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Motorcycle repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Roll of duct tape - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
House roof - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Garage roof - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Table saw - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Hammer - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Cookie - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Cost to paint a home - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Installed toilet - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
New home - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Replacement windows - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Microsoft windows - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Sex with a famous model - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Hamburger at McD - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
5lb Box of 16d sinkers - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Tube of silicone caulking - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
12 foot 2x4 - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Pot roast - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Pork and Beans (16 oz can) - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
New Chevy truck - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
HDTV - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Motel room for a night - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Gallon of gasoline - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Carpeting for the whole house - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Bag of dog food - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Roll of toilet paper - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Shot and a beer - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Sex with the President of the USA - Priceless!!!!


NOTE: If this is not a satisfactory answer, learn to use your ****ing
Yellow Pages and Telephone!!! Only idiots ask prices on newsgroups....

On 6/18/2012 7:13 PM, Mr. R wrote:
How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

$4

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Steve Barker
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On Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:52:43 -0500, Steve Barker
wrote:

On 6/18/2012 7:13 PM, Mr. R wrote:
How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

$4

Plus shipping, handling and processing.
(and maybe the REQUIRED purchase of a Chia Pet)

On Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:13:12 -0700, Mr. R wrote:
How much does it cost to fix a freezer in your home?

Spay/neuter your freezers, people!