Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:13:18 -0800 (PST), ken wrote
in alt.talk.creationism:

Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

For those who want to know more about fecal material, Terry Pratchett's
newest novel, _Snuff_, has a major subplot about it.

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

On Jan 12, 12:13*pm, ken wrote:
Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

Try posting this in alt.tasteless.humor.

Joe

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a truestory?)
 

On 1/12/2012 1:59 PM, Joe wrote:


Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

Try posting this in alt.tasteless.humor.

Lighten up, Francis.














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"OK you ****s, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

I love it


"ken" wrote in message ...
Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

On Jan 12, 2:44*pm, "Grumpy" wrote:
I love it



"ken" wrote in ...
Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
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me too!!

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a truestory?)
 

On 1/12/2012 12:59 PM, Joe wrote:
On Jan 12, 12:13 pm, wrote:
Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

Try posting this in alt.tasteless.humor.

Joe

Isn't that your home planet? Take Dave with you!

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:13:18 -0800 (PST), ken
wrote:

Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

I'm with Grumpy and hr - it's hilarious.

Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
 

On Jan 13, 8:30*pm, Colanth wrote:
On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:13:18 -0800 (PST), ken
wrote:





Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"

"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"

Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"

She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat

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Thank y'all..K