Two guys, one old one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when
they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her... What does she look
like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, is buxom, no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does
your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.'