Republican:
Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell
research that could help the millions who are already here. The first
one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a
life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom,
and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it.
Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment
deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who
wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety.
Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the
other.