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According to Leno,
Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. |
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Well he couldn't very well spend any money with his arms cuffed behind
his back. |
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On May 10, 11:44*pm, mm wrote:
According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Not hard to believe at all. Just tell them a story, like your idiot friend is laughing his ass off about how stupid you were to trust him to put the cuffs on you, or that your girlfriend lost the key. No problem. R |
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"mm" wrote in message
... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri |
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Why would anyone want to cut a bold?
Candid Camera did similar skit in NYC, decades ago. One local fellow whipped out a cuff key and took em off of Allen Funt. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Cheri" wrote in message ... "mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri |
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"Cheri" wrote in :
"mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. |
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"Red Green" wrote in message
... "Cheri" wrote in : "mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. The Leno writers miss out on a lot, like writing anything that's halfway funny for starters. Cheri |
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"Cheri" wrote in message ... "Red Green" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote in : "mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. The Leno writers miss out on a lot, like writing anything that's halfway funny for starters. Cheri I agree. We were diehard Tonight Show fans for decades, including Leno but we stopped enjoying him a couple of years ago. I don't get Letterman, so it's now Jimmy Kemmel for us, off the DVR the next day. Maybe once every 3 weeks he might even have a group performing that we have actually heard of. Yea, we're in our 50s. |
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"Joe J" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote in message ... "Red Green" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote in : "mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. The Leno writers miss out on a lot, like writing anything that's halfway funny for starters. Cheri I agree. We were diehard Tonight Show fans for decades, including Leno but we stopped enjoying him a couple of years ago. I don't get Letterman, so it's now Jimmy Kemmel for us, off the DVR the next day. Maybe once every 3 weeks he might even have a group performing that we have actually heard of. Yea, we're in our 50s. You know you're old when you'd rather go to sleep than watch late night. All of them have become political mouth puppets for the liberals, and are b-o-r-i-n-g. Steve |
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On May 11, 11:44*am, "Steve B" wrote:
"Joe J" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote in message ... "Red Green" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote : "mm" wrote in message m... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. The Leno writers miss out on a lot, like writing anything that's halfway funny for starters. Cheri I agree. *We were diehard Tonight Show fans for decades, including Leno but we stopped enjoying him a couple of years ago. *I don't get Letterman, so it's now Jimmy Kemmel for us, off the DVR the next day. *Maybe once every 3 weeks he might even have a group performing that we have actually heard of. Yea, we're in our 50s. You know you're old when you'd rather go to sleep than watch late night. All of them have become political mouth puppets for the liberals, and are b-o-r-i-n-g. Steve- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I go back to Jack Parr days. He did a lot of his own writing (not righting) and was very unpredictable. He also had a group of regulars that made the show familiar but not too rigid. |
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On May 11, 1:01*am, "Cheri" wrote:
"mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri Actually it's more likely that they wouldn't *what* bolt cutters are. |
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"DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... On May 11, 1:01 am, "Cheri" wrote: "mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri Actually it's more likely that they wouldn't *what* bolt cutters are. reply: Now that's even closer to the truth. Steve |
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On May 12, 11:46*am, willshak wrote:
hr(bob) wrote the following: On May 11, 11:44 am, "Steve B" wrote: "Joe J" wrote in message ... "Cheri" wrote in message ... "Red Green" wrote in message . .. "Cheri" wrote : "mm" wrote in message news:gd1ks6hbeask7risfc66tf70je1f73456n@4ax. com... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. Except none of the help at HD would know where the bold cutters are. Cheri The Leno writers missed out on that awesome punchline. The Leno writers miss out on a lot, like writing anything that's halfway funny for starters. Cheri I agree. *We were diehard Tonight Show fans for decades, including Leno but we stopped enjoying him a couple of years ago. *I don't get Letterman, so it's now Jimmy Kemmel for us, off the DVR the next day. *Maybe once every 3 weeks he might even have a group performing that we have actually heard of. Yea, we're in our 50s. You know you're old when you'd rather go to sleep than watch late night. |
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"mm" wrote in message ... According to Leno, Guy in handcuffs, escaped from cops, ran into Home Depot, and asked for bolt cutters. Amazing, Leno said, actually found someone to help him. The HD employee probably felt sympathetic towards someone with a similar background to his own, i.e. a grade-school education and a criminal record. |
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MM, change your posting settings. You are posting in a text that causes a lot of people's computers to notify them that they need to change the language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading what you post. Go to Format and click HTML.
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In article , "Steve B" wrote:
This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable MM, change your posting settings. You are posting in a text that causes = a lot of people's computers to notify them that they need to change the = language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading what you post. Go = to Format and click HTML. No, MM, *don't* do that. Steve, *you* need to turn HTML *off* in *your* postings, because this is what *you* are sending to the newsgroup: Steve ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/html; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" HTMLHEAD META content=3D"text/html; charset=3Diso-8859-8" = http-equiv=3DContent-Type META name=3DGENERATOR content=3D"MSHTML 8.00.6001.19046" STYLE/STYLE /HEAD BODY DIVFONT size=3D2MM, change your posting settings. You are = posting in=20 a text that causes a lot of people's computers to notify them that = they=20 need to change the language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading = what=20 you post. Go to Format and click HTML./FONT/DIV DIVFONT size=3D2/FONT /DIV DIVFONT size=3D2Steve/FONT/DIV/BODY/HTML ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680-- |
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"Doug Miller" wrote in message ... In article , "Steve B" wrote: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable MM, change your posting settings. You are posting in a text that causes = a lot of people's computers to notify them that they need to change the = language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading what you post. Go = to Format and click HTML. No, MM, *don't* do that. Steve, *you* need to turn HTML *off* in *your* postings, because this is what *you* are sending to the newsgroup: Steve ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/html; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" HTMLHEAD META content=3D"text/html; charset=3Diso-8859-8" = http-equiv=3DContent-Type META name=3DGENERATOR content=3D"MSHTML 8.00.6001.19046" STYLE/STYLE /HEAD BODY DIVFONT size=3D2MM, change your posting settings. You are = posting in=20 a text that causes a lot of people's computers to notify them that = they=20 need to change the language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading = what=20 you post. Go to Format and click HTML./FONT/DIV DIVFONT size=3D2/FONT /DIV DIVFONT size=3D2Steve/FONT/DIV/BODY/HTML ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680-- One is never as smart as they think they are............. did I get it turned off? MM, please adjust your settings, too ......... duh................... never mind. Steve |
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MM, change your posting settings. You are posting in a text that causes a lot of people's computers to notify them that they need to change the language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading what you post. Go to Format and click HTML. Steve Ah, looks like to me that you are the one with the problem with that 18-24 font. |
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In article , "Steve B" wrote:
"Doug Miller" wrote in message ... In article , "Steve B" wrote: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable MM, change your posting settings. You are posting in a text that causes = a lot of people's computers to notify them that they need to change the = language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading what you post. Go = to Format and click HTML. No, MM, *don't* do that. Steve, *you* need to turn HTML *off* in *your* postings, because this is what *you* are sending to the newsgroup: Steve ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680 Content-Type: text/html; charset="ISO-8859-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" HTMLHEAD META content=3D"text/html; charset=3Diso-8859-8" = http-equiv=3DContent-Type META name=3DGENERATOR content=3D"MSHTML 8.00.6001.19046" STYLE/STYLE /HEAD BODY DIVFONT size=3D2MM, change your posting settings. You are = posting in=20 a text that causes a lot of people's computers to notify them that = they=20 need to change the language settings, and a lot of people aren't reading = what=20 you post. Go to Format and click HTML./FONT/DIV DIVFONT size=3D2/FONT /DIV DIVFONT size=3D2Steve/FONT/DIV/BODY/HTML ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01CC11A7.5A87C680-- One is never as smart as they think they are............. did I get it turned off? Yes. MM, please adjust your settings, too ......... duh................... never mind. Steve |
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