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Oren[_2_] July 22nd 10 09:10 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Joe July 23rd 10 01:12 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 22, 3:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Spam.
Plonk.

Joe

FatterDumber& Happier Moe July 23rd 10 02:16 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Appearances aren't everything but I would think the landlord might
have suspected this guy could be a potential problem renter.

Nate Nagel July 23rd 10 02:34 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On 07/22/2010 09:16 PM, FatterDumber& Happier Moe wrote:
Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Appearances aren't everything but I would think the landlord might have
suspected this guy could be a potential problem renter.


Good luck with that interview.

nate

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Red Green July 23rd 10 02:39 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
Joe wrote in news:c270d2bb-d02b-442e-800d-818f7ee2fae5
@t10g2000yqg.googlegroups.com:

On Jul 22, 3:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Spam.
Plonk.

Joe


LOL! Frikkin' AOL'er. Par...

Smitty Two July 23rd 10 03:23 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
In article ,
Oren wrote:

“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


That's funny. He doesn't look like a troubled youth.

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] July 23rd 10 03:14 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 22, 4:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


He was an attractive young man until he started messing around.
Lovely eyes.

Pity.

Cindy Hamilton

Jim Yanik July 23rd 10 03:29 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
FatterDumber& Happier Moe wrote in
:

Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Appearances aren't everything but I would think the landlord might
have suspected this guy could be a potential problem renter.


licensing,registration,and regulation should have prevented this "assault
weapon/vehicle" attack. maybe we need some more laws about this.
Double secret probation.


[sarcasm]

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
localnet
dot com

RickH July 23rd 10 04:06 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 22, 3:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/



Damn those Romulins! Beam me up Scotty!


GROVER July 23rd 10 05:18 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 22, 4:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/

Would you let this guy go out with your sister?
Joe G

HeyBub[_3_] July 23rd 10 09:05 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
Oren wrote:
"A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Are the authorities sure they've got the right culprit?

Eye-witness identifications are notoriously flawed.



Smitty Two July 24th 10 03:45 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

Oren wrote:
"A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Are the authorities sure they've got the right culprit?

Eye-witness identifications are notoriously flawed.


Likely he'll plead "body modification profiling," having been brought in
solely on the grounds that he resembled the alleged culprit.

The Daring Dufas[_6_] July 24th 10 09:19 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On 7/23/2010 9:29 AM, Jim Yanik wrote:
FatterDumber& Happier wrote in
:

Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Appearances aren't everything but I would think the landlord might
have suspected this guy could be a potential problem renter.


licensing,registration,and regulation should have prevented this "assault
weapon/vehicle" attack. maybe we need some more laws about this.
Double secret probation.


[sarcasm]


It twern't human, it were a demon straight out O Hell, I seen it!
It had horns and evil writin all over its body, Lord pertect us
frum the minions O the Devil! Wars my bottle O wine?

TDD


Stormin Mormon July 24th 10 12:30 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
We need a 15 day waiting period, on purchase of Fords. Also, a law
banning assault mini vans. No one needs a mini van. They have no
legitimate sporting purpose (like taking the kids to soccer). It's for
the children. If only one life could be saved, it would be worth it.
And the right to keep and bear mini vans isn't in the Constitution.
Only police and military should have mini vans.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Jim Yanik" wrote in message
4...

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


licensing,registration,and regulation should have prevented this
"assault
weapon/vehicle" attack. maybe we need some more laws about this.
Double secret probation.


[sarcasm]

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
localnet
dot com



Steve Barker[_6_] July 24th 10 01:21 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On 7/24/2010 6:30 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
We need a 15 day waiting period, on purchase of Fords. Also, a law
banning assault mini vans. No one needs a mini van. They have no
legitimate sporting purpose (like taking the kids to soccer). It's for
the children. If only one life could be saved, it would be worth it.
And the right to keep and bear mini vans isn't in the Constitution.
Only police and military should have mini vans.


How did everyone get to the sporting events before phucking minivans??

--
Steve Barker
remove the "not" from my address to email

Stormin Mormon July 24th 10 09:42 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
We had a phrinedly dinner time conversation with the phamily. And then
we walked, on our pheet. The kids thought that was phun, and the
parents were glad when they phinally got home.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Steve Barker" wrote in message
...

How did everyone get to the sporting events before phucking minivans??

--
Steve Barker
remove the "not" from my address to email



HeyBub[_3_] July 24th 10 10:08 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
FatterDumber& Happier Moe" "WheresMyCheck wrote:
Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Appearances aren't everything but I would think the landlord might
have suspected this guy could be a potential problem renter.


It could be the condition of the rental property drove him to mutilate his
body...



Oren[_2_] July 24th 10 10:33 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:18:42 -0700 (PDT), GROVER
wrote:

On Jul 22, 4:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


Would you let this guy go out with your sister?


Sister is old enough to decide for herself.

Would you buy a used car from the guy?

Oren[_2_] July 24th 10 10:38 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:14:58 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
wrote:

On Jul 22, 4:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


He was an attractive young man until he started messing around.
Lovely eyes.

Pity.

Cindy Hamilton


How could you even focus on his "lovely eyes"?

Heck, I didn't get much past his lumps.

FatterDumber& Happier Moe July 24th 10 11:30 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
Smitty Two wrote:
In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

Oren wrote:
"A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/

Are the authorities sure they've got the right culprit?

Eye-witness identifications are notoriously flawed.


Likely he'll plead "body modification profiling," having been brought in
solely on the grounds that he resembled the alleged culprit.


Just in case you haven't seen enough of him, here's some video
interviews.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/catego...tostart=tru e

Oren[_2_] July 25th 10 01:26 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:30:17 -0500, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
wrote:

Just in case you haven't seen enough of him, here's some video
interviews.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/catego...tostart=tru e


It's alive! (checking my ammo).

That or file his horns down with a rasp.

Hold tight and go to work

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] July 26th 10 03:30 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 24, 5:38*pm, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:14:58 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton





wrote:
On Jul 22, 4:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."


Photo of the tenant.


http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/


He was an attractive young man until he started messing around.
Lovely eyes.


Pity.


Cindy Hamilton


How could you even focus on his "lovely eyes"?


It's what I look at first on a man, unless I'm too
far away to see them.

Heck, I didn't get much past his lumps.


I think those are intended to be the beginnings
of horns.

Cindy Hamilton

RickH July 26th 10 06:53 PM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Jul 22, 3:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/



And I hear plastic surgery will be covered under Obama care.


[email protected] July 27th 10 12:27 AM

Man tried to hit his landlord with his van
 
On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:53:20 -0700 (PDT), RickH
wrote:

On Jul 22, 3:10*pm, Oren wrote:
“A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early
Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.
Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his
landlord in his ’96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200
block of South Delaware Place."

Photo of the tenant.

http://www.uniquedaily.com/odd-looki...over-landlord/



And I hear plastic surgery will be covered under Obama care.


I sure hope so!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/245835/


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