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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim


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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?


The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...


Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?

The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...


Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.

Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive.


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Hi,
It'll be condemned due to mold growth.
Lost cause.
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On Jan 15, 7:40*pm, Moldy Cheese wrote:
Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?


Use Head Cheese. Might take a while, tho.

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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?


Sure, just visit any cookie-cutter McMansion community. "Poop and fail"
is another popular option for building materials.

nate

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Moldy Cheese wrote:
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?
The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...

Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.

Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive.


From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high.
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?

The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...


Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.


That's not true. With a telescope you can see all the "pock marks"
where the mice have been eating.

Green mice, I think.



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Oh, that's how they do it in Wisconsin. They have lots of
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My cat likes cheese.

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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim


Cats do eat cheese.
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:20:40 -0700, Tony Hwang
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Hi,
It'll be condemned due to mold growth.
Lost cause.

I would eat the mold.
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?
The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...
Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.

Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive.


From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high.

Money is no problem, I'll pay whatever it takes to get the cheese.


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Moldy Cheese wrote:
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?

The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

I'm allergic to cat hair...


Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the
moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.



You've never seen moom mice? Your dealer is ripping you off.
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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim


Cats do eat cheese.


Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese?
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a
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Cats do eat cheese.


Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese?


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I'd hate to think what barn cats eat.


Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-)
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I'd hate to think what barn cats eat.


Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-)


Uhhh, that was kinda weak Harry...;-)
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