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Is it possible to build a house out of cheese?
And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? |
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"Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote:
"Moldy Cheese" wrote in message .. . Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... |
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Moldy Cheese wrote:
On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman
wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive. |
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Moldy Cheese wrote:
Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? Hi, It'll be condemned due to mold growth. Lost cause. |
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On Jan 15, 7:40*pm, Moldy Cheese wrote:
Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? Use Head Cheese. Might take a while, tho. |
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Moldy Cheese wrote:
Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? Sure, just visit any cookie-cutter McMansion community. "Poop and fail" is another popular option for building materials. nate (likes my old cinder blocks and harder-than-nails 60 year old lumber) -- replace "roosters" with "cox" to reply. http://members.cox.net/njnagel |
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Moldy Cheese wrote:
On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive. From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high. |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman
wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. That's not true. With a telescope you can see all the "pock marks" where the mice have been eating. Green mice, I think. |
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Oh, that's how they do it in Wisconsin. They have lots of
cats. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? |
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"Jim" nospam@wherever wrote in message el... "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim My cat likes cheese. |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote:
"Moldy Cheese" wrote in message .. . Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim Cats do eat cheese. |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:20:40 -0700, Tony Hwang
wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? Hi, It'll be condemned due to mold growth. Lost cause. I would eat the mold. |
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:01:46 -0600, Dean Hoffman
wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:37:14 -0600, Dean Hoffman wrote: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive. From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high. Money is no problem, I'll pay whatever it takes to get the cheese. |
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Dean Hoffman wrote in news:hir58a$lf2$1
@speranza.aioe.org: Moldy Cheese wrote: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message ... Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim I'm allergic to cat hair... Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it. You've never seen moom mice? Your dealer is ripping you off. |
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Harry L wrote in
: On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:58:04 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote: "Moldy Cheese" wrote in message . .. Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away? The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim Cats do eat cheese. Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese? |
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I'd hate to think what barn cats eat.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Red Green" wrote in message ... The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim Cats do eat cheese. Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese? |
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On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:49:27 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: I'd hate to think what barn cats eat. Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-) |
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Harry L wrote in
: On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:49:27 -0500, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: I'd hate to think what barn cats eat. Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-) Uhhh, that was kinda weak Harry...;-) |
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