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SteveB[_9_] August 19th 09 03:45 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Steve



SteveB[_9_] August 19th 09 07:04 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 

"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.


Make it three ;)

LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.

Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would start, say a
few sentences, then the next would take over, and it would take off from
there.

I guess we've solved the problems of the world, and now we can quietly
return to fixing things around the house.

If only they would listen to us .......................... sigh
............................

Steve ;-)



Cheri[_3_] August 19th 09 07:44 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
"SteveB" wrote in message
...

"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with
home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.

Make it three ;)

LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.

Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would start, say a
few sentences, then the next would take over, and it would take off from
there.


I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of things
when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a plugged toilet
any day. :-)

Cheri


DerbyDad03 August 19th 09 08:02 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
On Aug 19, 2:44*pm, "Cheri" wrote:
"SteveB" wrote in message

...







"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
....
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with
home
repair. I think I need to lie down.


Well, there's at least one that isn't.


Now there's two.


Make it three ;)


LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.


Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would start, say a
few sentences, then the next would take over, and it would take off from
there.


I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of things
when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a plugged toilet
any day. :-)

Cheri- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when suddenly...

HeyBub[_3_] August 19th 09 08:14 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
SteveB wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with
home repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.

Make it three ;)

LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.


No it's not.



Jon Danniken[_2_] August 19th 09 08:20 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Aug 19, 2:44 pm, "Cheri" wrote:
"SteveB" wrote in message

...


"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do
with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.


Well, there's at least one that isn't.


Now there's two.


Make it three ;)


LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.


Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would
start, say a few sentences, then the next would take over, and it
would take off from there.


I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of
things when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a
plugged toilet any day. :-)

Cheri- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when suddenly...


....a little boy walks by. As is the innocent nature of little boys, he
asked his father, "why is that big pile of...."





DerbyDad03 August 19th 09 08:27 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
On Aug 19, 3:06*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:02:32 -0700 (PDT), DerbyDad03





wrote:
On Aug 19, 2:44*pm, "Cheri" wrote:
"SteveB" wrote in message


...


"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with
home
repair. I think I need to lie down.


Well, there's at least one that isn't.


Now there's two.


Make it three ;)


LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.


Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would start, say a
few sentences, then the next would take over, and it would take off from
there.


I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of things
when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a plugged toilet
any day. :-)


Cheri- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.


Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when suddenly...


Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Good job keeping the thread alive!

What age would that make you?

SteveB[_9_] August 19th 09 08:34 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 

"Jon Danniken" wrote in message
...
DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Aug 19, 2:44 pm, "Cheri" wrote:
"SteveB" wrote in message

...


"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do
with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.

Make it three ;)

LOL, four.

Raise you five.

This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.

Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would
start, say a few sentences, then the next would take over, and it
would take off from there.

I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of
things when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a
plugged toilet any day. :-)

Cheri- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when suddenly...


...a little boy walks by. As is the innocent nature of little boys, he
asked his father, "why is that big pile of...."


Then Barney Frank shows up and says, "Nancy, you really need that stretched
out. Allow me............"



Joe August 19th 09 09:05 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
10, by my count.

thoroughly enjoying the thread,

jc



Cheri[_3_] August 19th 09 09:10 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
wrote in message
...

Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.


I see you couldn't resist either, though I would have thought you were older
than two.

Cheri



Stormin Mormon August 19th 09 09:59 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
At least the plugged toilet can be solved in the next few
minutes, and won't cost billions of dollars.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Cheri" wrote in message
...

I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved
a lot of things
when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a
plugged toilet
any day. :-)

Cheri



SteveB[_9_] August 19th 09 09:59 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 

"Cheri" wrote in message
...
wrote in message
...

Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.


I see you couldn't resist either, though I would have thought you were
older than two.

Cheri


You will have to pardon Salty. He is either under the age where one
acquires a sense of humor and participates with others to play games, or
he's just a crusty old fart who has lost (or never had) his sense of humor,
and is unable to play well with others (of any age).

Salty is on my do not answer list. And, contrary to his own words, is a
heavy participant in OT discussions.

HTH



Stormin Mormon August 19th 09 10:01 PM

Holy Crap, Batman! It's a story!
 

I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I
loved a lot of things
when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me
a plugged toilet
any day. :-)

Cheri- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when
suddenly... a minor staffer, a 15 year old page girl rushes
into the bathroom. She knocks, timidly on the stall, and
asks "Chairman Pelosi?" Nancy rumbles grunts, and lets out
an explosive bodily function. She replies "That's the
respect those damn military idiots should give me. Now, what
do you want?"

The page replies timidly "Chairman, m'aam, President Obama
is on the red phone. He would like......"





Stormin Mormon August 19th 09 10:02 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
Salty has stinky underpants.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:02:32 -0700 (PDT), DerbyDad03

OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when
suddenly...


Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would
be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.



[email protected] August 19th 09 10:09 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:59:12 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Cheri" wrote in message
...
wrote in message
...

Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.


I see you couldn't resist either, though I would have thought you were
older than two.

Cheri


You will have to pardon Salty. He is either under the age where one
acquires a sense of humor and participates with others to play games, or
he's just a crusty old fart who has lost (or never had) his sense of humor,
and is unable to play well with others (of any age).

Salty is on my do not answer list. And, contrary to his own words, is a
heavy participant in OT discussions.

HTH


I'm impressed. I'll bet your mother told you you were a genius.




Bill[_9_] August 20th 09 03:20 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
"SteveB" wrote in message
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.


This group is pretty good at ignoring things which are off topic. And that
is the trick. They don't get attention, then they go away. I think a lot of
people here are a bit older and more mature?



SteveB[_9_] August 20th 09 03:55 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 

"Bill" wrote in message
...
"SteveB" wrote in message
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.


This group is pretty good at ignoring things which are off topic. And that
is the trick. They don't get attention, then they go away. I think a lot
of people here are a bit older and more mature?


And I think they are just too busy fixing and doing things to sit at a
computer all day and answer all the political threads in all the newsgroups.
It's nice to have a life!

Steve



Red Green August 20th 09 04:00 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
"Cheri" wrote in
:

"SteveB" wrote in message
...

"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message

m... On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do
with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.

Make it three ;)

LOL, four.


Raise you five.


This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.

Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would start,
say a few sentences, then the next would take over, and it would take
off from there.


I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of
things when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a
plugged toilet any day. :-)

Cheri



Pelosi thing, give me a plugged toilet any day.


There's a difference???

Red Green August 20th 09 04:01 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
wrote in :

On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:02:32 -0700 (PDT), DerbyDad03
wrote:

On Aug 19, 2:44*pm, "Cheri" wrote:
"SteveB" wrote in message

...







"Frank" wrote in message
...
Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
.
com...
On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do
with home
repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.

Make it three ;)

LOL, four.

Raise you five.

This is much more fun than ranting about Nancy Pelosi et al.

Kinda like when we told campfire stories and one person would
start, say a few sentences, then the next would take over, and it
would take off from there.

I used to love doing that when we were kids, course I loved a lot of
things when I was a kid. I agree about the Pelosi thing, give me a
plugged toilet any day. :-)

Cheri- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


OK, I'll start.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on a plugged toilet, when suddenly...


Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice if
everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.




two year olds.



Thanks for the upgrade!

Red Green August 20th 09 04:03 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
"SteveB" wrote in
:


"Cheri" wrote in message
...
wrote in message
...

Next time there are no off topic posts for a time, it would be nice
if everybody resists the urge to comment upon it.

What a bunch of two year olds.


I see you couldn't resist either, though I would have thought you
were older than two.

Cheri


You will have to pardon Salty. He is either under the age where one
acquires a sense of humor and participates with others to play games,
or he's just a crusty old fart who has lost (or never had) his sense
of humor, and is unable to play well with others (of any age).

Salty is on my do not answer list. And, contrary to his own words, is
a heavy participant in OT discussions.

HTH





Uh oh! Here comes the "Your Mother..." slams.

Red Green August 20th 09 04:06 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
Frank wrote in
:

Cheri wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
.
.. On Aug 19, 11:46 am, "HeyBub" wrote:
SteveB wrote:
Looking at this morning's list of posts, EVERY ONE has to do with
home repair. I think I need to lie down.

Well, there's at least one that isn't.

Now there's two.


Make it three ;)

LOL, four.


Raise you five.


I have an old broken WalMart watch I sould spam for sale.

HeyBub[_3_] August 20th 09 04:35 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
Red Green wrote:

I have an old broken WalMart watch I sould spam for sale.


Wow! On my Walmart watches, the band gives out sooner than the watch.

Long I pondered the merits of replacing the band for $9.95 or the watch (and
band) for $6.95.

After three watches, I bought a Timex band.

If I were any happier, neither of us could stand to be around me.



Red Green August 20th 09 08:24 PM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
"HeyBub" wrote in
m:

Red Green wrote:

I have an old broken WalMart watch I sould spam for sale.


Wow! On my Walmart watches, the band gives out sooner than the watch.

Long I pondered the merits of replacing the band for $9.95 or the
watch (and band) for $6.95.

After three watches, I bought a Timex band.

If I were any happier, neither of us could stand to be around me.




Mine was a WM-673. Always mentioned that to people and nothing else.
They'd like "uh huh" and glance at it. Probably thinking he got suckered
into some watch with a fancy name that looks like it came from WalMart or
something.

Yep, the band broke once on my Wal Mart $6.73 and I put it back together.
A year or so later it broke good so I just kept it in my pocket. Battery
died and I just tossed it. Frikkin' economy...I tell ya. I had to get the
WM-997 model this time.

aemeijers August 21st 09 03:29 AM

Holy Crap, Batman!
 
Red Green wrote:
"HeyBub" wrote in
m:

Red Green wrote:
I have an old broken WalMart watch I sould spam for sale.

Wow! On my Walmart watches, the band gives out sooner than the watch.

Long I pondered the merits of replacing the band for $9.95 or the
watch (and band) for $6.95.

After three watches, I bought a Timex band.

If I were any happier, neither of us could stand to be around me.




Mine was a WM-673. Always mentioned that to people and nothing else.
They'd like "uh huh" and glance at it. Probably thinking he got suckered
into some watch with a fancy name that looks like it came from WalMart or
something.

Yep, the band broke once on my Wal Mart $6.73 and I put it back together.
A year or so later it broke good so I just kept it in my pocket. Battery
died and I just tossed it. Frikkin' economy...I tell ya. I had to get the
WM-997 model this time.

Just replaced the battery in my 10 year old 20-buck timex a couple
months ago, for the first time. Not field-service-friendly. After the
young lady at the jewelry counter at the local MegaLoMart looked like
she was going to break down in tears after 20 minutes of trying, I
convinced her to break policy and just sell me the damn battery
UN-installed. She had to get her manager's permission. Took it home and
had to take the guts out of the case and remove several tiny screws, to
switch out the battery. They obviously assumed 95% of the owners would
just ****can it and buy a new one. Maybe when this battery dies, I will.

--
aem sends...


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