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Do you do?
I got a call on the answering machine. For my locksmith
business. "Do you do combination locks?" Well, gee, lets see. Does the caller have a safe, vault, padlock, bicycle lock, keyless car entry, gunsafe, briefcase, firesafe, or a kids toy safe? Does the caller want me to find another lock with the same numbers? Find another lock with different combination? Find the lost combination? Change the numbers? Change the combination to match someting else? I'm looking for a reply question that highlights how vague that is, and a bit snotty. Ideally, I'd also like it to be useful for the two or three customers who call each week and want to know if I do car locks. At the moment, I'm thinking of "Do you have some food to eat?" or "do you have a leaf off a tree?" or "do you wear a hat?" I guess those are objects. Maybe better is "Do you interact with people?" "Do you prepare food or drink?" "Do you do lawn work?" I havn't found the really zippy reply, yet. Do you do zippy replies? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. |