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So well said I wish I had written it.



I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage
of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop.. It was everywhe on the patio tile, the chairs, the
table .. everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck
me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built all over the patio

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.




Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the
bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop




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On Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:16:04 -0400, "Colbyt"
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So well said I wish I had written it.



I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage
of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop.. It was everywhe on the patio tile, the chairs, the
table .. everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck
me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built all over the patio

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.




Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the
bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop


Clean up the poop?
What about these guys?
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/fugitives/fuglist.htm
Pick a state. Any state.
Coming to a city near you.
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