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BUBBA
On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:29:21 -0800 (PST), ransley
wrote: At what temp does water boil in a boiler at 20 lb. Cause you state 180f is all you " like to go" well boi it wont boil at 213f in a boiler. Any pressure makes it higher, 212 is atmosphere lb When you got no gas or oil what is "Dual Fuel" is that wood and chips or corn an chickens. Is Bubba a first name , middle or last name. Is it Mr Bubba Bubba Bubba , or MRS It's JUST Bubba........ Bubbas dont have last or middle names. Every kid in the family is named Bubba, they just get a number, thus Bubba1 Bubba2 Bubba3 etc. The first Bubba was a shepherd. His parents were trailer park drunks and they never named him. In fact his mother got drunk and forgot she had him about two days after he was born, so Bubba was raised and nursed by a flock or sheep. One day while tending his sheep, he was searching for a name, when one of the sheep said Bub Bah. Bubba repeated this sound using his lips. He continued to repeat this sound many times every day, whenever he was not using his decaying buck teeth as a beer bottle opener, and thus he named himself Bub Bah (later spelled "Bubba"). Lots of the people on misc.rural have met Bubba. He hangs around whereever they have free beer, big guns, and at demolition derbys. Here's a photo of Bubba http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2...45-redneck.jpg Here's a link to Bubba's humor website http://www.laidbackracing.com/Rednec...BubbaJoke.html Where you'll find these jokes: Bubba's Redneck Joke of the Week- Life's Truisms 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and ****head's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Sto "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys. 15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect. 16. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. 17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains." 18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning. 19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? 20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? 24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. 25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been! ---- Everyone should be named Bubba at least once in their life !!!! |
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Jimw wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:29:21 -0800 (PST), ransley wrote: At what temp does water boil in a boiler at 20 lb. Cause you state 180f is all you " like to go" well boi it wont boil at 213f in a boiler. Any pressure makes it higher, 212 is atmosphere lb When you got no gas or oil what is "Dual Fuel" is that wood and chips or corn an chickens. Is Bubba a first name , middle or last name. Is it Mr Bubba Bubba Bubba , or MRS It's JUST Bubba........ Bubbas dont have last or middle names. Every kid in the family is named Bubba, they just get a number, thus Bubba1 Bubba2 Bubba3 etc. The first Bubba was a shepherd. His parents were trailer park drunks and they never named him. In fact his mother got drunk and forgot she had him about two days after he was born, so Bubba was raised and nursed by a flock or sheep. One day while tending his sheep, he was searching for a name, when one of the sheep said Bub Bah. Bubba repeated this sound using his lips. He continued to repeat this sound many times every day, whenever he was not using his decaying buck teeth as a beer bottle opener, and thus he named himself Bub Bah (later spelled "Bubba"). Lots of the people on misc.rural have met Bubba. He hangs around whereever they have free beer, big guns, and at demolition derbys. Here's a photo of Bubba http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2...45-redneck.jpg Here's a link to Bubba's humor website http://www.laidbackracing.com/Rednec...BubbaJoke.html Where you'll find these jokes: Bubba's Redneck Joke of the Week- Life's Truisms 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and ****head's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Sto "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys. 15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect. 16. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. 17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains." 18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning. 19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? 20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? 24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. 25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been! ---- Everyone should be named Bubba at least once in their life !!!! There's a story about a whole different kind of Bubba at: http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/#jan18 -- Acquire few needs. |
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On Jan 21, 9:14*am, Larry Caldwell
wrote: In article , (Jimw) says... It's JUST Bubba........ Bubbas dont have last or middle names. * Every kid in the family is named Bubba, they just get a number, thus Bubba1 *Bubba2 *Bubba3 *etc. Only the boys. *Bubba is baby talk for brother. *Girls are all called Sissy. * -- For email, replace firstnamelastinitial with my first name and last initial. What happens if you call Bubba a sissy? |
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In article 71c4dbd5-5b32-4644-9179-c3e7487298d4
@s24g2000vbp.googlegroups.com, (DerbyDad03) says... On Jan 21, 9:14=A0am, Larry Caldwell wrote: In article , (Jimw) says... It's JUST Bubba........ Bubbas dont have last or middle names. =A0 Every kid in the family is named Bubba, they just get a number, thus Bubba1 =A0Bubba2 =A0Bubba3 =A0etc. Only the boys. =A0Bubba is baby talk for brother. =A0Girls are all called Sissy. =A0 What happens if you call Bubba a sissy? I don't know. Give it a try and get back to us. -- For email, replace firstnamelastinitial with my first name and last initial. |
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