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[email protected] January 10th 08 01:35 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
To answer some question on removal of artificial grass which has been
fixed to concrete. The usual method on large areas is to use an
automated floor surface removal tool that is available from some tool
hire shops but can be difficult to find or be very expensive, the
method we use on small areas is to sharpen the edge of a spade and
scrape this along the floor removing the grass. If the artificial
grass is thin this should lift easily and you will find the black
latex backing will stay on the floor but the grass will lift, this
residue can be removed by going over the area a few times with the
spade. Note: if the grass is sand filled this may require more effort
and when you have lifted some cut it off from the back of the grass.
More information can be found on our web site http://www.evergreensuk.com

DerbyDad03 January 10th 08 02:43 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
On Jan 10, 8:35*am, wrote:
To answer some question on removal of artificial grass which has been
fixed to concrete. The usual method on large areas is to use an
automated floor surface removal tool that is available from some tool
hire shops but can be difficult to find or be very expensive, the
method we use on small areas is to sharpen the edge of a spade and
scrape this along the floor removing the grass. If the artificial
grass is thin this should lift easily and you will find the black
latex backing will stay on the floor but the grass will lift, this
residue can be removed by going over the area a few times with the
spade. Note: if the grass is sand filled this may require more effort
and when you have lifted some cut it off from the back of the grass.
More information can be found on our web sitehttp://www.evergreensuk.com


Thanks for the suggestion, but when I need to remove artificial grass
I always hire a bunch of artificial migrant workers, provide them with
artificial sod cutters and turn them loose. Of course, being the
benevolent employer that I am, I also provide an artificial lunch and
pay them with artificial cash.

BobR January 10th 08 03:29 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 


DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Jan 10, 8:35�am, wrote:
To answer some question on removal of artificial grass which has been
fixed to concrete. The usual method on large areas is to use an
automated floor surface removal tool that is available from some tool
hire shops but can be difficult to find or be very expensive, the
method we use on small areas is to sharpen the edge of a spade and
scrape this along the floor removing the grass. If the artificial
grass is thin this should lift easily and you will find the black
latex backing will stay on the floor but the grass will lift, this
residue can be removed by going over the area a few times with the
spade. Note: if the grass is sand filled this may require more effort
and when you have lifted some cut it off from the back of the grass.
More information can be found on our web sitehttp://www.evergreensuk.com


Thanks for the suggestion, but when I need to remove artificial grass
I always hire a bunch of artificial migrant workers, provide them with
artificial sod cutters and turn them loose. Of course, being the
benevolent employer that I am, I also provide an artificial lunch and
pay them with artificial cash.


And....you end up with an artificial job.


Buck Turgidson January 10th 08 05:21 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
Naw, I just Artificial Roundup.



Buck Turgidson January 11th 08 05:51 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Saw this after I posted. Honest!

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus



Hey, if we can't trust Mormons, who can we trust? :)




Greg H[_2_] January 11th 08 05:58 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:43:59 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
wrote:

On Jan 10, 8:35*am, wrote:
To answer some question on removal of artificial grass which has been
fixed to concrete. The usual method on large areas is to use an
automated floor surface removal tool that is available from some tool
hire shops but can be difficult to find or be very expensive, the
method we use on small areas is to sharpen the edge of a spade and
scrape this along the floor removing the grass. If the artificial
grass is thin this should lift easily and you will find the black
latex backing will stay on the floor but the grass will lift, this
residue can be removed by going over the area a few times with the
spade. Note: if the grass is sand filled this may require more effort
and when you have lifted some cut it off from the back of the grass.
More information can be found on our web sitehttp://www.evergreensuk.com


Thanks for the suggestion, but when I need to remove artificial grass
I always hire a bunch of artificial migrant workers, provide them with
artificial sod cutters and turn them loose. Of course, being the
benevolent employer that I am, I also provide an artificial lunch and
pay them with artificial cash.


BTW, "artificial" means that one or more people did it. It has nothing
to do with real or not.

real1 January 11th 08 06:00 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:53:07 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
[deleted for safety]


Then you need something besides theistic propaganda.

DerbyDad03 January 12th 08 03:23 AM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
On Jan 11, 12:58 pm, Greg H wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:43:59 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03





wrote:
On Jan 10, 8:35 am, wrote:
To answer some question on removal of artificial grass which has been
fixed to concrete. The usual method on large areas is to use an
automated floor surface removal tool that is available from some tool
hire shops but can be difficult to find or be very expensive, the
method we use on small areas is to sharpen the edge of a spade and
scrape this along the floor removing the grass. If the artificial
grass is thin this should lift easily and you will find the black
latex backing will stay on the floor but the grass will lift, this
residue can be removed by going over the area a few times with the
spade. Note: if the grass is sand filled this may require more effort
and when you have lifted some cut it off from the back of the grass.
More information can be found on our web sitehttp://www.evergreensuk.com


Thanks for the suggestion, but when I need to remove artificial grass
I always hire a bunch of artificial migrant workers, provide them with
artificial sod cutters and turn them loose. Of course, being the
benevolent employer that I am, I also provide an artificial lunch and
pay them with artificial cash.


BTW, "artificial" means that one or more people did it. It has
nothing to do with real or not.

Please explain that statement.

Roget's New Millennium(tm) Thesaurus
Main Entry: artificial
Part of Speech: adjective 1
Definition: imitation
Synonyms: bogus, counterfeit, ersatz, fabricated, factitious, faked,
false, falsie*, hyped up*, man-made, manufactured, mock, phony*,
plastic, queer, sham, simulated, specious, spurious, substitute,
synthetic, unnatural, unreal
Antonyms: natural, organic, authentic, genuine, real
Source: Roget's New Millennium(tm) Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.3.1)
Copyright (c) 2008 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
* = informal or slang



undisclosed January 14th 08 03:07 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:01:49 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus



Hey, if we can't trust Mormons, who can we trust? :)


Misspelling: that word lacks the second 'm' :-)

Note: the humor-impaired shouldn't read this.

[email protected] January 14th 08 05:01 PM

Artificial Grass Removal - TROLL
 
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:07:30 -0600, undisclosed
wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:01:49 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus



Hey, if we can't trust Mormons, who can we trust? :)


Misspelling: that word lacks the second 'm' :-)

Note: the humor-impaired shouldn't read this.


* TROLL *

Buck Turgidson January 14th 08 11:21 PM

Artificial Grass Removal
 
Whom cares?

Misspelling: that word lacks the second 'm' :-)

Note: the humor-impaired shouldn't read this.




undisclosed January 15th 08 04:08 PM

Artificial Grass Removal - TROLL
 
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:01:09 -0600, wrote:

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:07:30 -0600, undisclosed
wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:01:49 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus


Hey, if we can't trust Mormons, who can we trust? :)


Misspelling: that word lacks the second 'm' :-)

Note: the humor-impaired shouldn't read this.


* TROLL *


Thanks for describing yourself so well. Bye.


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