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[email protected] December 31st 07 06:44 AM

Terrible caulking incident
 
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#

[email protected] December 31st 07 02:20 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
On Dec 31, 1:44�am, wrote:
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. �My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. �That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... �I looked at my caulking gun. �Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". �I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


thats funny:):)

DennisTheBald December 31st 07 08:23 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
On Dec 31, 12:44 am, wrote:
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


hoot!

Eric[_3_] January 1st 08 10:21 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
wrote:

I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and
pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The
siren was on some stupid ad.


cloud dreamer January 1st 08 10:28 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
Eric wrote:
wrote:

I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and
pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The
siren was on some stupid ad.



LOL. Good ones. I still remember my brother driving to the top of a
parking garage and blasting the Pink Floyd song that has the helicopter
in it....and everyone below stopped and looked around...

....and of course, hands up all those who've reached for the cell phone
after the same ring tone sounds on some show...

;)

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Oren[_2_] January 1st 08 10:35 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:21:07 -0800, Eric
wrote:

wrote:

I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and
pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The
siren was on some stupid ad.


I almost reached for the cell phone this morning. Then I realized the
sound was coming from the television:)

We used to live in the Adirondack Mountains. The radio station used a
helicopter sound in the background; when doing a traffic report.
SWMBO insisted it was a real helicoter...made me laugh..

Oren
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maxodyne January 1st 08 10:37 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
Eric wrote:
wrote:


I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#



You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and
pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The
siren was on some stupid ad.

Nice one. Sound like an "auto-feedback loop".

Oren[_2_] January 1st 08 11:00 PM

Terrible caulking incident
 
On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:58:31 -0330, cloud dreamer
wrote:

Eric wrote:
wrote:

I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the
volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's
when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now....
Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop
the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch
railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding.
DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv......

#S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E#


You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and
pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The
siren was on some stupid ad.



LOL. Good ones. I still remember my brother driving to the top of a
parking garage and blasting the Pink Floyd song that has the helicopter
in it....and everyone below stopped and looked around...

...and of course, hands up all those who've reached for the cell phone
after the same ring tone sounds on some show...

;)


Just mentioned the phone. I've also been caught by the door bell on a
television:)

Oren
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