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Terrible caulking incident
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my
caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now.... Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding. DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv...... #S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E# |
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On Dec 31, 1:44�am, wrote:
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my caulking gun. �My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. �That's when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now.... Drop it now"...... �I looked at my caulking gun. �Then I heard "drop the gun or I'll shoot". �I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding. DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv...... #S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E# thats funny  |
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On Dec 31, 12:44 am, wrote:
I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now.... Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding. DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv...... #S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E# hoot! |
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:21:07 -0800, Eric
wrote: wrote: I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now.... Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding. DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv...... #S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E# You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The siren was on some stupid ad. I almost reached for the cell phone this morning. Then I realized the sound was coming from the television We used to live in the Adirondack Mountains. The radio station used a helicopter sound in the background; when doing a traffic report. SWMBO insisted it was a real helicoter...made me laugh.. Oren -- |
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:58:31 -0330, cloud dreamer
wrote: Eric wrote: wrote: I was up on the ladder caulking the second floor windows with my caulking gun. My wife was watching tv in the house and turned up the volume so she could hear the tv out in the yard by the patio. That's when I heard the words "Put the gun down.... Put the gun down now.... Drop it now"...... I looked at my caulking gun. Then I heard "drop the gun or I'll shoot". I let go of my caulking gun, it hit the porch railing and caulk went splattering all over the porch and siding. DAMNIT. They really need to stop showing all this violence on tv...... #S#T#O#P# #T#V# #V#I#O#L#E#N#C#E# You think thats bad!?! The other day i heard a siren on the car radio and pulled over. ****ed me off to no end once i realized what was going on. The siren was on some stupid ad. LOL. Good ones. I still remember my brother driving to the top of a parking garage and blasting the Pink Floyd song that has the helicopter in it....and everyone below stopped and looked around... ...and of course, hands up all those who've reached for the cell phone after the same ring tone sounds on some show...  Just mentioned the phone. I've also been caught by the door bell on a television Oren -- |
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