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Kendra Weissbein June 14th 07 09:53 PM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?


Doug Miller June 14th 07 09:55 PM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
In article . com, Kendra Weissbein wrote:
I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?


Does your mommy know you're using her computer while she's out turning tricks?


BobR June 14th 07 11:53 PM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
On Jun 14, 3:53 pm, Kendra Weissbein
wrote:
I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?


Use a plunger and push the cat on through. Flush several times
afterward to make sure it is passed on out of the house lines and then
unload.



Al Bundy June 15th 07 01:14 AM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
Kendra Weissbein wrote in
ups.com:

I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year
old.

Kurt Ullman June 15th 07 01:50 AM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
In article ,
Al Bundy wrote:

Kendra Weissbein wrote in
ups.com:

I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year
old.


Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like that?
To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old.

Al Bundy June 15th 07 02:39 AM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
Kurt Ullman wrote in

..mx:

In article ,
Al Bundy wrote:

Kendra Weissbein wrote in
ups.com:

I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL
AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two
year old.


Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like
that?
To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old.



You're right. My humble apology to all two year olds...

Stormin Mormon June 17th 07 03:53 AM

HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
 
Use a cordless drill, and drill a 1/8 inch hole in the back of
the cat. Then, use an automotive dent puller to pull the cat back
out. Put the cat in the clothes dryer for half hour to 45 minutes
on "cotton fluff" and you're good as new.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
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: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN
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: FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE
BOWL AND I
: GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?
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