I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.

I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A **** IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

Sitre Magana wrote:
I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.

I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A **** IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.

On 9 Apr 2007 17:48:23 -0700, "b" wrote:


(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.

Don't blame America. His own email address describes him as a yahoo.

b wrote:

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.


WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated by www.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?

--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
b wrote:
(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.


WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated by www.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?


Gotta love that German potato salad...

Rob

trainfan1 wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
b wrote:
(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.


WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated by www.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?


Gotta love that German potato salad...

Rob


Not me. Any type of potato salad induces projectile vomiting.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

On 9 abr, 21:36, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
b wrote:

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.

WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated bywww.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?

(sigh ...again)...Read it properly. it says ' SOUNDS LIKE the
american way ', not IS the american way! .

b wrote:

On 9 abr, 21:36, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
b wrote:

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.

WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated bywww.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?

(sigh ...again)...Read it properly. it says ' SOUNDS LIKE the
american way ', not IS the american way! .


SIGH! Read it for yourself (even though you wrote it). It is just
another backhanded slur from Spain, against the US.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

On 13 abr, 08:10, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
b wrote:

On 9 abr, 21:36, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
b wrote:

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.

WHOIS results for 141.76.45.34
Generated bywww.DNSstuff.com
Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?

(sigh ...again)...Read it properly. it says ' SOUNDS LIKE the
american way ', not IS the american way! .

SIGH! Read it for yourself (even though you wrote it). It is just
another backhanded slur from Spain, against the US.

please explain. what are the others, if this is 'another' and
'backhanded'?? how?

Sitre Magana wrote:
I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.

I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A **** IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.


That's nice.

On Apr 9, 12:23 pm, "Sitre Magana" wrote:
I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH

You really should take your meds like you should.

Or.....you should quit self medicating.

On Apr 9, 10:23 am, "Sitre Magana" wrote:
I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.

I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A **** IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

Why don't you throw a bowling ball right throught your fat ****ing
skull? You fat sack of stupid.

On 13 Apr, 05:11, "Malissa Baldwin"
wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:23 am, "Sitre Magana" wrote:

I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I

Why don't you throw a bowling ball right throught your fat ****ing
skull? You fat sack of stupid.

That "I destroyed my television set" thing keeps appearing in
different places on the Net. It's like "All your bases are belong to
us". Each person who posts it, thinks they just discovered it and that
nobody else ever heard it.

"contrex" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 13 Apr, 05:11, "Malissa Baldwin"
wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:23 am, "Sitre Magana" wrote:

I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I

Why don't you throw a bowling ball right throught your fat ****ing
skull? You fat sack of stupid.

That "I destroyed my television set" thing keeps appearing in
different places on the Net. It's like "All your bases are belong to
us". Each person who posts it, thinks they just discovered it and that
nobody else ever heard it.



Oh really? All the Google references seem to show it's new this week.

http://tinyurl.com/38qxgv