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Wishing the same to you and everyone else here. Larry

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Wishing the same to you and everyone else here. Larry

blah,blah,blah
just another useless holiday

list of useless holidays:

thanksgiving - the celebration of indian slaughter
easter - the celebration of jesus being slaughtered
independence day - the celebration of our military being slaughtered
veterans day - the celebration of veterans being slaughtered
memorial day - the celebration of more veterans being slaughtered
valentines day - the celebration of peoples hearts being slaughtered
and Christmas - which is supposed to celebrate the birth of Jesus
(even though he was not born in December)
they are all just stupid days off work for the feeble minded

funny how all the useless holidays revolve around death to our nation and
you celebrate them all.

so that leaves us real holidays
New Years day - a day to repent and change our ways for the better of
mankind
and of coarse ..........get drunk
St.Patricks Day- a day to.............well.......get drunk of coarse
Mothers Day - a day for all mothers to get drunker than any other day
Fathers Day - a day for all fathers to get drunker than any other day

thank the Kennedy's for your useful holidays
we should have
Kennedy 's Day - just another day to get drunk


oh yah,................almost forgot one
Halloween - a day to scare the **** out of everyone we meet while we are
drunk



feel free to add any other useless holidays I may have forgotten







*if you're not making money....you must be spending it*
get back to work and make your boss some money!


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You missed Orgasm Day, yesterday.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/




On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:11:13 -0500, "Morbid Christmas"
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"lp13-30" wrote in message
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Wishing the same to you and everyone else here. Larry

blah,blah,blah
just another useless holiday

list of useless holidays:

thanksgiving - the celebration of indian slaughter
easter - the celebration of jesus being slaughtered
independence day - the celebration of our military being slaughtered
veterans day - the celebration of veterans being slaughtered
memorial day - the celebration of more veterans being slaughtered
valentines day - the celebration of peoples hearts being slaughtered
and Christmas - which is supposed to celebrate the birth of Jesus
(even though he was not born in December)
they are all just stupid days off work for the feeble minded

funny how all the useless holidays revolve around death to our nation and
you celebrate them all.

so that leaves us real holidays
New Years day - a day to repent and change our ways for the better of
mankind
and of coarse ..........get drunk
St.Patricks Day- a day to.............well.......get drunk of coarse
Mothers Day - a day for all mothers to get drunker than any other day
Fathers Day - a day for all fathers to get drunker than any other day

thank the Kennedy's for your useful holidays
we should have
Kennedy 's Day - just another day to get drunk


oh yah,................almost forgot one
Halloween - a day to scare the **** out of everyone we meet while we are
drunk



feel free to add any other useless holidays I may have forgotten







*if you're not making money....you must be spending it*
get back to work and make your boss some money!

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