I wont buy that hammer !
 

I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

I wont buy that hammer !
 

They're a specialty hammer. They're only used for nailing someone in the
bathroom.

wrote in message
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I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

I wont buy that hammer !
 

"Avery" wrote in message
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On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:07:15 -0600, wrote:

I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

The home workshop can be a very exciting place!
I have a half round ******* that I pull out and use occasionally -
only on rough jobs.

You should get your wife a stud finder

I wont buy that hammer !
 

wrote:
I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

Better get another one tho. When you **** off your wife you'll need a
cross peen hammer.

Harry K

I wont buy that hammer !
 

Sacramento Dave wrote:
"Avery" wrote in message
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On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:07:15 -0600, wrote:

I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

The home workshop can be a very exciting place!
I have a half round ******* that I pull out and use occasionally -
only on rough jobs.

You should get your wife a stud finder

strange you should mention stud finder. I bought one to help in hanging
some cabinets but every time I get close to it it goes off. What up
with that ?

I wont buy that hammer !
 

You need to invest in foreplane. With a generous investment of time,
that foreplane will get you to a GOOOOD finish.

Maybe some screw holders, you don't want that screw to get away!!

I wont buy that hammer !
 

wrote:
You need to invest in foreplane. With a generous investment of time,
that foreplane will get you to a GOOOOD finish.

Maybe some screw holders, you don't want that screw to get away!!

Will a rabbet plane do in a pinch?

Harry K

I wont buy that hammer !
 

Harry K wrote:

Will a rabbet plane do in a pinch?


Yeah yeah yeah, Somebody's always looking for a quickie.

Doncha' wanna make it last?

Foreplane, that's where it's at :-D

Then maybe an impact driver !

I wont buy that hammer !
 

Only buy quality tools, and then only buy tools that you need. You'll
save a lot of money in the long run. A ball peen hammer is good for
metal work.

I wont buy that hammer !
 

"Sacramento Dave" wrote in message
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"Avery" wrote in message
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On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:07:15 -0600, wrote:

I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn
somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of
proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order.
There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted
to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I
think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a
tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that
sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose
they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT
ordering that hammer.

The HomeWrecker

The home workshop can be a very exciting place!
I have a half round ******* that I pull out and use occasionally -
only on rough jobs.

You should get your wife a stud finder

There's always that ******* file too....you know...when your nearest and
dearest wants to sweet talk ya!...Ross