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I wont buy that hammer !
I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to
correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order. There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT ordering that hammer. The HomeWrecker |
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I wont buy that hammer !
They're a specialty hammer. They're only used for nailing someone in the
bathroom. wrote in message ... I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order. There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT ordering that hammer. The HomeWrecker |
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Sacramento Dave wrote: "Avery" wrote in message ... On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:07:15 -0600, wrote: I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order. There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT ordering that hammer. The HomeWrecker The home workshop can be a very exciting place! I have a half round ******* that I pull out and use occasionally - only on rough jobs. You should get your wife a stud finder strange you should mention stud finder. I bought one to help in hanging some cabinets but every time I get close to it it goes off. What up with that ? |
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I wont buy that hammer !
You need to invest in foreplane. With a generous investment of time,
that foreplane will get you to a GOOOOD finish. Maybe some screw holders, you don't want that screw to get away!! |
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Harry K wrote: Will a rabbet plane do in a pinch? Yeah yeah yeah, Somebody's always looking for a quickie. Doncha' wanna make it last? Foreplane, that's where it's at :-D Then maybe an impact driver ! |
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I wont buy that hammer !
Only buy quality tools, and then only buy tools that you need. You'll
save a lot of money in the long run. A ball peen hammer is good for metal work. |
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"Sacramento Dave" wrote in message om... "Avery" wrote in message ... On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:07:15 -0600, wrote: I'm learning how to fix my own house. So far it's cost me a fortune to correct all my mistakes, and things I wrecked. but I got to learn somehow. I decided that my mistakes are mainly caused by the lack of proper tools, so I got me a tool catalog and am placing a huge order. There's a problem though. I was looking at all the hammers, and wanted to get one of each until I saw the one called a BALL PEEN hammer. I think we all know that they are not allowed to use the word PENIS in a tool catalog, and it's really a BALL PENIS hammer. Damnit.... that sounds like torture. Why would anyone buy one of those? I suppose they just sell them to women who hate their husbands. I am NOT ordering that hammer. The HomeWrecker The home workshop can be a very exciting place! I have a half round ******* that I pull out and use occasionally - only on rough jobs. You should get your wife a stud finder There's always that ******* file too....you know...when your nearest and dearest wants to sweet talk ya!...Ross |
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