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I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too
early to prepare for big events like this

Drinking Practice Session#365C now in progress 6am to 8:55am 12-31-05

Notice: Drinking Practice Session#365D will begin at 9am on 12-31-05)
* Volunteers Always Welcome *

..... Only 3 1/2 practice drinking sessons left before the REAL THING
......


- THE LATEST NEWS -

During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as
follows)

--- Official Notice ---
Earlier News from 12-30-05
Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve.
I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to
drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a
good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is
invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them.....


-= T H E C O U N T D O W N B E G I N S =-
It's 12-31-05
The Excitement Ensues

FULL OUT DRINKING (Not practice)
Begins 8:30pm 12-31-05.
Lets Celebrate the New Year in style.
There will never be another 2006 New Years party.
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*** Every Liquor that exists is welcome to enter my mouth ***
This is NOT Practice, this is the REAL THING.
This session has no ending time until sometime on January 2 or 3. 2006
CLIMAX OCCURS 11:59.30pm 12-31-05 until *sometime in the am* 1-01-06
My BALLS will DROP 11:59:59:59pm on 12-31-05 Prepare for shooting the
load, including Blastoff and Fireworks.
This great event is being timed using an atomic clock for precision
accuracy. The US Department of Homeland Security has been notified
these are only balls, not bombs. NASA has been contacted about the
high powered carbon arc lighting I have erected to highlight my balls
drop. An additional 500 amp service panel was recently added to my
home to power these carbon arc spot lights.
All is prepared and ready for blastoff.
(Laser light show, carbon arc spotlights, and fireworks will all be
computer controlled for accuracy)


*** Looking ahead.
Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
enjoy !

Also upcoming, The Drinking Practice BLOG..... Watch for it !

Back to practice drinking !!!!

!!!!!! Damn this is fun !!!!!!

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Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days
Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6
Drinking Practice Sessions per year.

R U Having Fun yet ????

Happy New Year - Please Drive Sober - Please Fall Down When You Walk