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I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too
early to prepare for big events like this.

This is Drinking Practice: Session#364D (9:00am to 11:55am on
12-30-05)

During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as
follows)

--- Official Notice ---
Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve.
I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to
drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a
good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is
invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them.....

---
Notice: Drinking Practice Session#364E will begin at Noon on 12-30-05)
* Volunteers Always Welcome *

------
Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days
Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6
Drinking Practice Sessions per year.


*** Looking ahead.
Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
enjoy !

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Hey, lets meet any time and I'll drink you under the table.

Drinking.Practice Session#365A now in progress 12am to 2:55am 12-31-05



Notice: Drinking Practice Session#365B will begin at 3am on 12-31-05)
* Volunteers Always Welcome *

- THE LATEST NEWS -


-= T H E C O U N T D O W N B E G I N S =-
The Excitement Ensues

FULL OUT DRINKING (Not practice)
Begins 8:30pm 12-31-05.
Lets Celebrate the New Year in style.
There will never be another 2006 New Years party.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** Every Liquor that exists is welcome to enter my mouth ***
This is NOT Practice, this is the REAL THING.
This session has no ending time until sometime on January 2 or 3. 2006
CLIMAX OCCURS 11:59.30pm 12-31-05 until *sometime in the am* 1-01-06
My BALLS will DROP 11:59:59:59pm on 12-31-05 Prepare for shooting the
load, including Blastoff and Fireworks.
This great event is being timed using an atomic clock for precision
accuracy. The US Department of Homeland Security has been notified
these are only balls, not bombs. NASA has been contacted about the
high powered carbon arc lighting I have erected to highlight my balls
drop. An additional 500 amp service panel was recently added to my
home to power these carbon arc spot lights.
All is prepared and ready for blastoff.
(Laser light show, carbon arc spotlights, and fireworks will all be
computer controlled for accuracy)

Back to practice drinking !!!!

!!!!!! Damn this is fun !!!!!!

*** Looking ahead.
Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
enjoy !

-------------------------

On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:52:35 GMT, (The Real
Tom Miller) wrote:

Obviously an amateur, drinking on amateur night and talking about it.



On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:25:39 -0600,

wrote:

| I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too
| early to prepare for big events like this
|
| This is Drinking Practice: Session#364D (9:00am to 11:55am on
| 12-30-05)
|
| During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as
| follows)
|
| --- Official Notice ---
| Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve.
| I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to
| drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a
| good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is
| invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them.....
|
| ---
| Notice: Drinking Practice Session#364E will begin at Noon on 12-30-05)
| * Volunteers Always Welcome *
|
| ------
| Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days
| Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6
| Drinking Practice Sessions per year.
|
|
| *** Looking ahead.
| Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
| it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
| enjoy !
|


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Idiot!

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On 31 Dec 2005 04:03:27 -0800, "Stretch" wrote:

Idiot!


Wow, a real live PArTy pOOpEr

Have a real ****ty New Year !!!


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On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:41:38 -0600,
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| Hey, lets meet any time and I'll drink you under the table.



The very mark of an amateur. Proving it again.


|
| Drinking.Practice Session#365A now in progress 12am to 2:55am 12-31-05
|
|
|
| Notice: Drinking Practice Session#365B will begin at 3am on 12-31-05)
| * Volunteers Always Welcome *
|
| - THE LATEST NEWS -
|
|
| -= T H E C O U N T D O W N B E G I N S =-
| The Excitement Ensues
|
| FULL OUT DRINKING (Not practice)
| Begins 8:30pm 12-31-05.
| Lets Celebrate the New Year in style.
| There will never be another 2006 New Years party.
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------
| *** Every Liquor that exists is welcome to enter my mouth ***
| This is NOT Practice, this is the REAL THING.
| This session has no ending time until sometime on January 2 or 3. 2006
| CLIMAX OCCURS 11:59.30pm 12-31-05 until *sometime in the am* 1-01-06
| My BALLS will DROP 11:59:59:59pm on 12-31-05 Prepare for shooting the
| load, including Blastoff and Fireworks.
| This great event is being timed using an atomic clock for precision
| accuracy. The US Department of Homeland Security has been notified
| these are only balls, not bombs. NASA has been contacted about the
| high powered carbon arc lighting I have erected to highlight my balls
| drop. An additional 500 amp service panel was recently added to my
| home to power these carbon arc spot lights.
| All is prepared and ready for blastoff.
| (Laser light show, carbon arc spotlights, and fireworks will all be
| computer controlled for accuracy)
|
| Back to practice drinking !!!!
|
| !!!!!! Damn this is fun !!!!!!
|
| *** Looking ahead.
| Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
| it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
| enjoy !
|
| -------------------------
|
| On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:52:35 GMT,
(The Real
| Tom Miller) wrote:
|
| Obviously an amateur, drinking on amateur night and talking about it.
|
|
|
| On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:25:39 -0600,

| wrote:
|
| | I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too
| | early to prepare for big events like this
| |
| | This is Drinking Practice: Session#364D (9:00am to 11:55am on
| | 12-30-05)
| |
| | During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as
| | follows)
| |
| | --- Official Notice ---
| | Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve.
| | I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to
| | drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a
| | good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is
| | invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them.....
| |
| | ---
| | Notice: Drinking Practice Session#364E will begin at Noon on 12-30-05)
| | * Volunteers Always Welcome *
| |
| | ------
| | Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days
| | Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6
| | Drinking Practice Sessions per year.
| |
| |
| | *** Looking ahead.
| | Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have
| | it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and
| | enjoy !
| |
|


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