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Drinking Practice and Dropping the Ball
I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too
early to prepare for big events like this. This is Drinking Practice: Session#364D (9:00am to 11:55am on 12-30-05) During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as follows) --- Official Notice --- Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve. I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them..... --- Notice: Drinking Practice Session#364E will begin at Noon on 12-30-05) * Volunteers Always Welcome * ------ Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6 Drinking Practice Sessions per year. *** Looking ahead. Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and enjoy ! |
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Idiot!
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On 31 Dec 2005 04:03:27 -0800, "Stretch" wrote:
Idiot! Wow, a real live PArTy pOOpEr Have a real ****ty New Year !!! |
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On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:41:38 -0600,
wrote: | Hey, lets meet any time and I'll drink you under the table. The very mark of an amateur. Proving it again. | | Drinking.Practice Session#365A now in progress 12am to 2:55am 12-31-05 | | | | Notice: Drinking Practice Session#365B will begin at 3am on 12-31-05) | * Volunteers Always Welcome * | | - THE LATEST NEWS - | | | -= T H E C O U N T D O W N B E G I N S =- | The Excitement Ensues | | FULL OUT DRINKING (Not practice) | Begins 8:30pm 12-31-05. | Lets Celebrate the New Year in style. | There will never be another 2006 New Years party. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ | *** Every Liquor that exists is welcome to enter my mouth *** | This is NOT Practice, this is the REAL THING. | This session has no ending time until sometime on January 2 or 3. 2006 | CLIMAX OCCURS 11:59.30pm 12-31-05 until *sometime in the am* 1-01-06 | My BALLS will DROP 11:59:59:59pm on 12-31-05 Prepare for shooting the | load, including Blastoff and Fireworks. | This great event is being timed using an atomic clock for precision | accuracy. The US Department of Homeland Security has been notified | these are only balls, not bombs. NASA has been contacted about the | high powered carbon arc lighting I have erected to highlight my balls | drop. An additional 500 amp service panel was recently added to my | home to power these carbon arc spot lights. | All is prepared and ready for blastoff. | (Laser light show, carbon arc spotlights, and fireworks will all be | computer controlled for accuracy) | | Back to practice drinking !!!! | | !!!!!! Damn this is fun !!!!!! | | *** Looking ahead. | Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have | it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and | enjoy ! | | ------------------------- | | On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:52:35 GMT, (The Real | Tom Miller) wrote: | | Obviously an amateur, drinking on amateur night and talking about it. | | | | On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:25:39 -0600, | wrote: | | | I am preparing for New Years Eve by practice drinking. It's never too | | early to prepare for big events like this | | | | This is Drinking Practice: Session#364D (9:00am to 11:55am on | | 12-30-05) | | | | During Drinking Practice Session#364B, I came to a major decision. (as | | follows) | | | | --- Official Notice --- | | Since they are going to drop the ball in New York on New Years Eve. | | I want to assist. Therefore, in honor of that ball, I have decided to | | drop my balls on New Years eve. I am going to go up on my roof, get a | | good grip on the rain gutter and let my balls drop. Everyone is | | invited to watch. I'm hoping the blond next door catches them..... | | | | --- | | Notice: Drinking Practice Session#364E will begin at Noon on 12-30-05) | | * Volunteers Always Welcome * | | | | ------ | | Information knowledge base: 1 year = 365.242199 days | | Using my calculator, I came to the conclusion there are 2921.6 | | Drinking Practice Sessions per year. | | | | | | *** Looking ahead. | | Starting on January 1, 2006. Every Drinking Session is going to have | | it's own individual memorial website. You're invited to visit them and | | enjoy ! | | | |
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