Need help ASAP
 

We just sat down at the table to eat our Thanksgiving dinner.
We got an unexpected problem.

The turkey has to take a ****.....
We dont want to put it on the toilet since we are going to eat it, so
I am trying to connect some plumbing from the turkey to the toilet.
But, there's a problem. I got copper tubing, galvanized pipe, black
pipe (which I know would be best if the turkey passes gas), and PVC
pipe. Also got some good radiator hoses.

I dont know which pipe to use.
Can anyone help?

Need help ASAP
 

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We just sat down at the table to eat our Thanksgiving dinner.
We got an unexpected problem.

The turkey has to take a ****.....
We dont want to put it on the toilet since we are going to eat it, so
I am trying to connect some plumbing from the turkey to the toilet.
But, there's a problem. I got copper tubing, galvanized pipe, black
pipe (which I know would be best if the turkey passes gas), and PVC
pipe. Also got some good radiator hoses.

I dont know which pipe to use.
Can anyone help?

What lame-ass attemp at comedy.

Go back to your Gameboy and leave mommies computer alone.

Just let it take a dump and enjoy it since you're a ****-eater anyway......

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On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:05:29 GMT, "Red Neckerson"
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We just sat down at the table to eat our Thanksgiving dinner.
We got an unexpected problem.

The turkey has to take a ****.....
We dont want to put it on the toilet since we are going to eat it, so
I am trying to connect some plumbing from the turkey to the toilet.
But, there's a problem. I got copper tubing, galvanized pipe, black
pipe (which I know would be best if the turkey passes gas), and PVC
pipe. Also got some good radiator hoses.

I dont know which pipe to use.
Can anyone help?

What lame-ass attemp at comedy.

Go back to your Gameboy and leave mommies computer alone.

Just let it take a dump and enjoy it since you're a ****-eater anyway......


Wow, it sounds like someone **** on your cornflakes.
I said cornflakes because no one would invite an old grouch like you
to their thanksgiving dinner.

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This is Turtle.

i would use Copper because next year when grand pa wants to take wizzz
at the table he can have the flexiability to move it around to not have
to go to the bath room. Today the Turkey -- tomorrow GrandPa.

Think Ahead !

TURTLE