Electronic Studfinder Don't Work
On Sun 14 Aug 2005 02:25:57a, wrote in alt.home.repair:
I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located). I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store. Apparently you weren't wearing an iron condom. -- Wayne Boatwright *¿* ____________________________________________ Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974 --- avast! Antivirus: Outbound message clean. Virus Database (VPS): 0532-6, 08/13/2005 Tested on: 8/14/2005 3:14:02 AM avast! - copyright (c) 1988-2005 ALWIL Software. http://www.avast.com |
wrote in message ... Then I took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store. Real studs are at least 1 1/2". You did not measure up. |
wrote in message ... I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located). I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store. In your case, my guess is it is working fine! Greg |
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wrote in message ... I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located). I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store. You need to stick it really far up your ass to get a good reading. Don't use lubrication as it will void the warranty. |
"HeyBub" wrote in message ... wrote: I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located). I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store. If you wanted it to light up between your legs you should have bought a 'dud' finder, not a stud finder. |
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