On Sun 14 Aug 2005 02:25:57a, wrote in alt.home.repair:

I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.


Apparently you weren't wearing an iron condom.


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Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

Real studs are at least 1 1/2". You did not measure up.

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I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

In your case, my guess is it is working fine!
Greg

wrote:
I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

Would "Woody" not be woody or would he?

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I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

You need to stick it really far up your ass to get a good reading. Don't
use lubrication as it will void the warranty.

"HeyBub" wrote in message
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wrote:
I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

If you wanted it to light up between your legs you should have bought a
'dud' finder, not a stud finder.