I need to cut a chain saw
 

A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks

Better idea, start going through the garbage and collect cans. Save
your money and buy the 16" chainsaw.

P.S. take the plastic off the cigars before smoking them!

How do you come up with this stuff?

"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message
...
A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks

Dave Balderstone wrote:

A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks


This subject was covered a while ago, Dave. Detailed description he

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html

Jeff

P.S. Anyone remember who did the "Unstuck stucco sticker upper stacker
stoker" routine? I think it may have been Abbott and Costello...


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How many chainsaws can a chainsaw saw when a chainsaw sees a saw?

Dave Balderstone wrote:

A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks

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Youngstown State University
Youngstown, Ohio 44555
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Sorry, I got that wrong. "How many chains could a chainsaw saw if a
chainsaw could saw chains?"

Phil Munro wrote:

How many chainsaws can a chainsaw saw when a chainsaw sees a saw?

Dave Balderstone wrote:

A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks



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Phil Munro Dept of Electrical & Computer Engin
Youngstown State University
Youngstown, Ohio 44555

Phil Munro wrote:
Sorry, I got that wrong. "How many chains could a chainsaw saw if a
chainsaw could saw chains?"



Depends on whether one is using new or old motor oil in the oiler.

can this be accomplished on a seesaw?


"Phil Munro" wrote in message
...
Sorry, I got that wrong. "How many chains could a chainsaw saw if a
chainsaw could saw chains?"

Phil Munro wrote:

How many chainsaws can a chainsaw saw when a chainsaw sees a saw?

"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message
...
A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks

this is Turtle.

Hey , go to Walmart and ask for the Price cutter used on the commercials you see
and have that price cutter cut the 20" bar down to a 16" bar and it don't cost
nothing for they cut prices and saw bar all the time for nothing. Let us know
about the outcome.

TURTLE

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On Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:58:34 -0600, Dave Balderstone
wrote:

A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16"
bar, I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot
the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

If you are working out in the woods, you should get an electric
model.
No more lugging around those smelly gasoline cans. Just plug it into
the nearest currant bush.


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In article , MrC1
wrote:

How do you come up with this stuff?

I just take stupid posts and turn them 90 degrees...

;-)

djb

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Dave Balderstone wrote:
A neighbor told me that to take my 20" bar chainsaw down to a 16" bar,
I need to use a chainsaw saw, but when I asked at Home Depot the
salesman just backed away from me slowly.

Can anyone help? What should I do?

Thanks
Change your name to Balderall.

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On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:35:53 -0600, Dave Balderstone
wrote:

In article , MrC1
wrote:

How do you come up with this stuff?

I just take stupid posts and turn them 90 degrees...

Sounds like you've got the right angle.

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