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RP July 10th 05 10:49 AM

My house is freezing
 


-m wrote:

I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
more degrees, it's now 36 in here.


Go sleep outside.

hvacrmedic



Suzie-Q July 10th 05 10:58 AM

In article , -m wrote:

- I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
- shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
- degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
- even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
- cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
- called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
- was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
- me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
- all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
- In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
- more degrees, it's now 36 in here.

Open all the doors and windows.
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Edwin Pawlowski July 10th 05 12:52 PM


-m wrote in message
...
I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I


You can tell school is out. Hope you enjoy the summer using mommy's
computer. Soon you will be old enough to masturbate and won't have to use
the computer to do it.



fish July 10th 05 01:02 PM

Bottle the excess cooled air in gallon jugs, then sell it on Ebay.
You will be able to pay for the high cost of cooling your home.

by the way, A) turn the thermastat to 74 and your problem will go
away, B) (if you are not trolling for a laugh) get new thermastat.

Fish




On Sun, 10 Jul 2005 04:11:24 -0500, -m wrote:

I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
more degrees, it's now 36 in here.



Gort July 10th 05 02:05 PM

Suzie-Q wrote:
In article , -m wrote:

- I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
- shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
- degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
- even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
- cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
- called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
- was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
- me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
- all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
- In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
- more degrees, it's now 36 in here.

Open all the doors and windows.


What, and create a new Ice Age? ;-)



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Joseph Meehan July 10th 05 02:58 PM

-m wrote:
I dont know what the hell is going on.


Your "either drunk or crazy" or as I suspect bored.

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mike July 10th 05 03:33 PM

abandon your house & go live under a bridge.

G Henslee July 10th 05 03:57 PM

-m wrote:
I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors.
In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
more degrees, it's now 36 in here.


You need to exorcise the demons. Especially the one living in your body.

Dr. Hardcrab July 10th 05 06:22 PM


-m wrote in message
...
I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
more degrees, it's now 36 in here.


Damn! and I thought MY wife was frigid......



Rance Stoddard July 10th 05 06:45 PM

i sold my car cause the air conditoner was to cold.


Ross Mac July 11th 05 05:10 AM


-m wrote in message
...
I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I
called the only local heating and cooling shop, and the guy told me I
was either drunk or crazy and should sleep it off. Then he hung up on
me. It's the weekend and there is no one else to call. I am wearing
all my winter clothing in the house and getting colder by the minute.
In fact since I started to type this message the temperature dropped 4
more degrees, it's now 36 in here.


T R O L L !



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"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote in message
...

-m wrote in message
...
I dont know what the hell is going on. My house is freezing. It
shows the outdoor temperature is 97 degrees. Inside the house it's 40
degrees. The hotter it gets outdoors, the colder it gets indoors. I
even turned on my furnace but it will not start (it's probably too
cold for the furnace to start). What really angers me, is that I


You can tell school is out. Hope you enjoy the summer using mommy's
computer. Soon you will be old enough to masturbate and won't have to use
the computer to do it.





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