How to use a breast pump?
wrote in message ... Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me how? "Park's closed! Moose out front should have told you......." |
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Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was
going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me how? This question is very frequently asked in this newsgroup. I am sure you can find an answer if you Google this group's archives. |
Put it on your johnson and turn it on!
"Buck Turgidson" wrote in message news:1XWze.44610$rb6.40565@lakeread07... Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me how? This question is very frequently asked in this newsgroup. I am sure you can find an answer if you Google this group's archives. |
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Hook it up to your asshole and pull your head out of your ass.
Tom wrote in message ... Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me how? Thank You Robert W. Jacobs |
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