I managed to get my hands on a working VPH-1020q1, it seems like it
works alright but when I hook it up to my computer it takes my screen,
crunches it horizontally, and then doubles it.

I end up with this:

The ...s are the screen, the ||| is blank space between the screens.

__________
|.......|||........|
|.......|||........|
|.......|||........|


When I try a widescreen resolution I end up with three smooshed screens
instead, when I try a 1:1 resolution it's still 2 screens, and when I
try a taller resolution (2:1 height to width) I get 4 screens.

Anyone have any suggestions for me?