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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Al Go "I invented the chicken" Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with _that_ chicken" John Kerry: "I voted to allow the chicken to cross the road before I voted against it..." The TURD from South Dakota, not yet back from the exercise yard: "Yummy! Fresh road kill!" ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim Thompson wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Al Go "I invented the chicken" Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with _that_ chicken" John Kerry: "I voted to allow the chicken to cross the road before I voted against it..." The TURD from South Dakota, not yet back from the exercise yard: "Yummy! Fresh road kill!" To borrow a line from the old 'Laugh In' TV show. Is that a chicken joke? -- aioe.org is home to cowards and terrorists Add this line to your news proxy nfilter.dat file * drop Path:*aioe.org!not-for-mail to drop all aioe.org traffic. http://improve-usenet.org/index.html Use any search engine other than Google till they stop polluting USENET with porn and junk commercial SPAM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim Thompson wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Al Go "I invented the chicken" Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with _that_ chicken" John Kerry: "I voted to allow the chicken to cross the road before I voted against it..." The TURD from South Dakota, not yet back from the exercise yard: "Yummy! Fresh road kill!" To borrow a line from the old 'Laugh In' TV show. Is that a chicken joke? -- aioe.org is home to cowards and terrorists Add this line to your news proxy nfilter.dat file * drop Path:*aioe.org!not-for-mail to drop all aioe.org traffic. http://improve-usenet.org/index.html Use any search engine other than Google till they stop polluting USENET with porn and junk commercial SPAM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
k...here's a really stupid variation I just made up.
Why did the chicken cross the check out scanner? Answer: I was hungry.. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
k...here's a really stupid variation I just made up.
Why did the chicken cross the check out scanner? Answer: I was hungry.. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:45 -0700, D from BC
wrote: k...here's a really stupid variation I just made up. Why did the chicken cross the check out scanner? Answer: I was hungry.. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada Thompson's rule for economic grocery shopping: NEVER grocery shop when you're hungry ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:45 -0700, D from BC
wrote: k...here's a really stupid variation I just made up. Why did the chicken cross the check out scanner? Answer: I was hungry.. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada Thompson's rule for economic grocery shopping: NEVER grocery shop when you're hungry ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:56:41 -0700, Jim Thompson
wrote: On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:45 -0700, D from BC wrote: k...here's a really stupid variation I just made up. Why did the chicken cross the check out scanner? Answer: I was hungry.. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada Thompson's rule for economic grocery shopping: NEVER grocery shop when you're hungry ;-) ...Jim Thompson Yup.. While on a hungry shopping trip, I bought a small box of Creme of Wheat. What was I thinkn? That was 2 years ago. I still have the box. :P I figure I might get to it in about 15 years if my teeth fall out. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:43:26 -0700, Hattori Hanzo
wrote: On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:29:41 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you cross-post this retarded horse**** to other groups, you retarded TROLL ****tard!? All the while you go on about filtering unwanted posts, and filtering SPAM and excessive cross-posting Usenet twits... Why do you go on and do things that makes you exactly what you deride? You epitomize the term pathetic. You're a goddamned retard. TURD, Looks like I'm really getting your goat. Why don't you go back out to the exercise yard and walk it off ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
D from BC wrote:
Yup.. While on a hungry shopping trip, I bought a small box of Creme of Wheat. What was I thinkn? That was 2 years ago. I still have the box. :P I figure I might get to it in about 15 years if my teeth fall out. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada That's what I call "planning ahead". I'm sure that "Creme of Wheat" will hardly be affordable by the time you retire. F from BC :-) |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
D from BC wrote:
Yup.. While on a hungry shopping trip, I bought a small box of Creme of Wheat. What was I thinkn? That was 2 years ago. I still have the box. :P I figure I might get to it in about 15 years if my teeth fall out. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada That's what I call "planning ahead". I'm sure that "Creme of Wheat" will hardly be affordable by the time you retire. F from BC :-) |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Frank Olson wrote: That's what I call "planning ahead". I'm sure that "Creme of Wheat" will hardly be affordable by the time you retire. In 15 years he'll need a jackhammer to get it out of the box. -- aioe.org is home to cowards and terrorists Add this line to your news proxy nfilter.dat file * drop Path:*aioe.org!not-for-mail to drop all aioe.org traffic. http://improve-usenet.org/index.html Use any search engine other than Google till they stop polluting USENET with porn and junk commercial SPAM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim Thompson wrote: TURD, Looks like I'm really getting your goat. Why don't you go back out to the exercise yard and walk it off ;-) Animal rights groups will be very happy, after they see what he's been doing with that poor goat. -- aioe.org is home to cowards and terrorists Add this line to your news proxy nfilter.dat file * drop Path:*aioe.org!not-for-mail to drop all aioe.org traffic. http://improve-usenet.org/index.html Use any search engine other than Google till they stop polluting USENET with porn and junk commercial SPAM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:29:41 -0700, Jim Thompson
wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Al Go "I invented the chicken" Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with _that_ chicken" John Kerry: "I voted to allow the chicken to cross the road before I voted against it..." The TURD from South Dakota, not yet back from the exercise yard: "Yummy! Fresh road kill!" ...Jim Thompson http://www.booarcade.com/games/image...une-cookie.gif -- Boris Mohar ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com ** |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:31 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: D from BC wrote: Yup.. While on a hungry shopping trip, I bought a small box of Creme of Wheat. What was I thinkn? That was 2 years ago. I still have the box. :P I figure I might get to it in about 15 years if my teeth fall out. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada That's what I call "planning ahead". I'm sure that "Creme of Wheat" will hardly be affordable by the time you retire. F from BC :-) What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:31 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: D from BC wrote: Yup.. While on a hungry shopping trip, I bought a small box of Creme of Wheat. What was I thinkn? That was 2 years ago. I still have the box. :P I figure I might get to it in about 15 years if my teeth fall out. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada That's what I call "planning ahead". I'm sure that "Creme of Wheat" will hardly be affordable by the time you retire. F from BC :-) What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
D from BC wrote:
What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. I passed by the building where I recall seeing "Silent Witness" (CCTV products) some time ago. I think they're gone or moved. Then I found this.. http://gyyr.com/media/press/press_Sept12_2001.php ' Surrey, BC: September 12, 2001 - Silent Witness (NASDAQ: SILW / TSE: SWE), a leading provider of video monitoring technology, announced that it has purchased the CCTV Products Division of Gyyr, Inc., including digital and analog storage solutions and network-based remote video surveillance. The purchase price totaled U.S. $8.9 million plus the assumption of U.S.$1 million in debt. This transaction couples Gyyr's proprietary recording and networking technologies with Silent Witness' distinct line of CCTV cameras. ' I have to wonder if the company flopped and sold for cheap. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
D from BC wrote:
On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. I passed by the building where I recall seeing "Silent Witness" (CCTV products) some time ago. I think they're gone or moved. Then I found this.. http://gyyr.com/media/press/press_Sept12_2001.php ' Surrey, BC: September 12, 2001 - Silent Witness (NASDAQ: SILW / TSE: SWE), a leading provider of video monitoring technology, announced that it has purchased the CCTV Products Division of Gyyr, Inc., including digital and analog storage solutions and network-based remote video surveillance. The purchase price totaled U.S. $8.9 million plus the assumption of U.S.$1 million in debt. This transaction couples Gyyr's proprietary recording and networking technologies with Silent Witness' distinct line of CCTV cameras. ' I have to wonder if the company flopped and sold for cheap. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada Don't think they "sold for cheap". Silent Witness "started" in a two-car garage. A genuine "BC grown" success that didn't involve something you roll in a bong. :-) |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:16:04 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: D from BC wrote: On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. I passed by the building where I recall seeing "Silent Witness" (CCTV products) some time ago. I think they're gone or moved. Then I found this.. http://gyyr.com/media/press/press_Sept12_2001.php ' Surrey, BC: September 12, 2001 - Silent Witness (NASDAQ: SILW / TSE: SWE), a leading provider of video monitoring technology, announced that it has purchased the CCTV Products Division of Gyyr, Inc., including digital and analog storage solutions and network-based remote video surveillance. The purchase price totaled U.S. $8.9 million plus the assumption of U.S.$1 million in debt. This transaction couples Gyyr's proprietary recording and networking technologies with Silent Witness' distinct line of CCTV cameras. ' I have to wonder if the company flopped and sold for cheap. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada Don't think they "sold for cheap". Silent Witness "started" in a two-car garage. A genuine "BC grown" success that didn't involve something you roll in a bong. :-) Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
D from BC wrote:
Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Frank Olson" wrote in message news:WBDMj.49359$rd2.33229@pd7urf3no... D from BC wrote: Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) Ron Bakshi, Cummins Engine Company, Inc., Mail Code 14010, Box 3005, Columbus, IN. Taking care of some security issues at Cummins. |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill wrote:
"Frank Olson" wrote in message news:WBDMj.49359$rd2.33229@pd7urf3no... D from BC wrote: Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) Ron Bakshi, Cummins Engine Company, Inc., Mail Code 14010, Box 3005, Columbus, IN. Taking care of some security issues at Cummins. I somehow doubt that he's the same one. He's still living in Surrey (AFAIK). |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill wrote:
"Frank Olson" wrote in message news:WBDMj.49359$rd2.33229@pd7urf3no... D from BC wrote: Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) Ron Bakshi, Cummins Engine Company, Inc., Mail Code 14010, Box 3005, Columbus, IN. Taking care of some security issues at Cummins. I somehow doubt that he's the same one. He's still living in Surrey (AFAIK). |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:16:08 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: Bill wrote: "Frank Olson" wrote in message news:WBDMj.49359$rd2.33229@pd7urf3no... D from BC wrote: Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) Ron Bakshi, Cummins Engine Company, Inc., Mail Code 14010, Box 3005, Columbus, IN. Taking care of some security issues at Cummins. I somehow doubt that he's the same one. He's still living in Surrey (AFAIK). If he got rich from making Silent Witness, White Rock would be much more posh. Ahh... Does Surrey still have the title of 'Car Theft Capital of North America'? The car theft is so bad.... How bad is it? ***punchline coming...*** It's so bad...The police bait cars get stolen..then abandoned and then stolen again by other car thefts. :P D from BC British Columbia Canada |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. What do you think of compressing video for transport before doing video image detection? |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"D from BC" wrote in message ... On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:16:08 GMT, Frank Olson wrote: Bill wrote: "Frank Olson" wrote in message news:WBDMj.49359$rd2.33229@pd7urf3no... D from BC wrote: Neato... I'm trying to start the same thing. Either I'll flop or become a successful company or sell the business if the deal is sweet. I wonder what the founders of Silent Witness are doing right now? Maybe they're on the beach sipping cocktails while bikini models spread on the suntan lotion. :P Dunno. I haven't seen Ron (Bakshi) for ages. I do know he's not one to "rest on his laurels" though, so the beach and bikini stuff (while appealing to many of us) is probably not on his "A" list. :-) Ron Bakshi, Cummins Engine Company, Inc., Mail Code 14010, Box 3005, Columbus, IN. Taking care of some security issues at Cummins. I somehow doubt that he's the same one. He's still living in Surrey (AFAIK). If he got rich from making Silent Witness, White Rock would be much more posh. Does that mean I have to send him home to his wife and Kids in Surrey ? How about I just let him visit on weekends ? |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
JosephKK wrote:
On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. What do you think of compressing video for transport before doing video image detection? I dunno. What's the application? I do know there's several emerging technologies that are going to be quite interesting to see "in action" over the next couple of years. One is a camera that records a full 360 degrees and then uses software to "zoom" in on one area or to "follow" someone through the field of view. The operator can do this in real time while the camera continues to record the full 360 degree scene. http://omniscape360.com/home.htm |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:31:46 GMT, Frank Olson
wrote: JosephKK wrote: On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:08:18 GMT, Frank Olson wrote: D from BC wrote: What sort of electronics do you do? D from BC British Columbia Canada Alarm systems mostly. Access control. Fire Alarm. CCTV. What do you think of compressing video for transport before doing video image detection? I dunno. What's the application? I do know there's several emerging technologies that are going to be quite interesting to see "in action" over the next couple of years. One is a camera that records a full 360 degrees and then uses software to "zoom" in on one area or to "follow" someone through the field of view. The operator can do this in real time while the camera continues to record the full 360 degree scene. http://omniscape360.com/home.htm Most anything that could impact normal vehicular traffic, stopped vehicles, people, pets, fog, smoke, fire, etc. |
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