"Dave Plowman (News)" through a haze of senile
faltulence wrote in message ...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Drivel wrote:

Buy the best quality. The same in buying any product.

So that

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....this senile man is clearly mad
....not just a tad
....he's clearly all the way
...."confusion in a derranged mind", the experts had to say
....he spouts aloud
....this is so sad
....praising God is his latest fad
....walking down the High St, this man is to be seen
....in flashers mack, "the end is nigh", he gives a constant scream