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In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
hurricane winds.

This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
of the omulet smashing into his face.

Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".

This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
salvation.

Ralph Garcia - Wild News International

Boiling an omulet? Do you mean an _omelette_, like a poached egg? Or an
_amulet_, a good luck charm? If it was the latter, it wasn't too lucky
for him.