"Lurch" wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:08:05 GMT, "david lang"
scrawled:

Anyone want 1000 mixed screws?

No ta, got plenty here from previous escapades of a 'throwing screws
around' nature.

My old friend Alan threw a polystyrene pot of
gravy (from a fish and chip shop) to his friend at
work. Friend was standing in front of a big rack of
screws, and missed the catch. Boss made them clean
and sort the whole lot.

Alan, do you ever read this group? Fame at last!

-David P.

P.S. maybe it was curry.