"Weatherlawyer" wrote in message
oups.com...

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Did you hear the one about the chap who tried to get a pair of
trainers
off a powerline using a pocketknife tied to a copper pipe? At the
Darwin Awards his mother stated: "We will never know what
happened."


She was probably referring to how the trainers found their way onto
the power line...



***SPOILER*** Strong language follows





The only trouble was, the wrong ****ing morons got killed - the
****wit bullies no doubt walked away without injury or death - if
only their arses could be made to painful to sit down on for a month
of Sundays or more.