Frank I won't buy that foot pedal. I just know
a week from now you will regret selling it.
You will think of a great use for it and
become very depressed that you sold the
perfect item to make your latest project work.

I'm doing this for your benefit, not mine!
I just thought I would help a fellow geek.

I am sure you will thank me later for saving
you those fruitless trips and huge expense
in search of a switch.

XXX

**** you off Frank? It was meant to. The
same as your ad ****ed off all your potential
customers off. Although, I really believe
you still don't realize this.

Now put on your thinking cap and do it right
Frank. With a little imagination and thought
you could have pimped your auction without
any spam flack. That would have accomplished
your goal of selling a worthless foot pedal.
And no one would be the wiser.

I won't spell it out for you but I will say
the subject was a good start.

Only two rules.

Tell the truth at all times.

Select and arrange the truth so the mark
makes up his own lies.

Republicans took over a entire country
with these tactics. Their only mistake
was believing with their success they
could now ignore rule 1.

I think selling a foot pedal would be
a cake walk.


Frank wrote:

I'm doing this for your benefit, not mine! I just thought I would help out
some fellow geeks.

Thanks for looking though. Hey, I just got another bid...It's up to $2.35.

Oh, by the way, you still would have to get in your car to drive to R.
Shack, shop, wait in line, give them your address, then pay Sales Tax on top
of your order. Then you would have to drive home. And if they didn't have
what you needed, you would have to start all over...

My auction is a great deal!